So in love with the wrong world

Is this where I tell you I'm fantastic and you believe me?

[peevishness]

@taylorswift

Even though there is an extremely small chance of you seeing this and it’s a silly request - I’m gonna put it out in the universe anyway!!

Any possibility of getting a short video with a shout-out happy 30th birthday to my husband, Tom? He’s a big big fan!! We had to cancel our birthday plans for him and he asked for no gifts because of the tough time financially that’s hitting us. I’m trying to get friends and family to send him a happy birthday video because it would mean so much. It would just blow his mind if he got a message from you!!

If at all possible - it would be awesome! If not, we still love you! And you probably couldn’t see this anyway!

[peevishness]

Here we go again. I don’t know why this means so much, but it would be pretty amazing during a crap time.

@taylorswift

[peevishness]

@taylorswift

Even though there is an extremely small chance of you seeing this and it’s a silly request - I’m gonna put it out in the universe anyway!!

Any possibility of getting a short video with a shout-out happy 30th birthday to my husband, Tom? He’s a big big fan!! We had to cancel our birthday plans for him and he asked for no gifts because of the tough time financially that’s hitting us. I’m trying to get friends and family to send him a happy birthday video because it would mean so much. It would just blow his mind if he got a message from you!!

If at all possible - it would be awesome! If not, we still love you! And you probably couldn’t see this anyway!

[theforce]

sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN 

[spacecowboyxo]

She really just did that 👏

[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Kavanaugh said his life is ruined. Parkland dad tweets: ‘Try having a child murdered’

[liberalsarecool]

If an investigation ruins your life, your life was built on crimes.

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

i’ve never felt more exposed in my life

[blvnk-art]

“You’ll be godfather?” he said, as he released Harry. “M-me?” stammered Harry. “You, yes, of course… Dora quite agrees, no one better…” “I - yeah - blimey -” Harry felt overwhelmed, astonished, delighted. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

September 1, 2009. Harry went to say goodbye to Teddy, who felt so relieved that he actually made a sound with his mouth.

[instagram @potterbyblvnk] 

[dreamjerky]

[thathoneygrl3]

Yesterday is heavy.

Put it down.

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[catchymemes]

[galpalactic]

me: *googles how to mash potatoes*

some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our dog, our other dog, our dog’s sister, and I would sit on the floor in the living room for hours, lit only by the moon and candlelight

me: *scrolls for several minutes*

some food blogger: It was at that moment, with my tiny hands clasped tightly around a mason jar filled with fireflies, that I realised the true value of family. My dog and my dog’s sister came and sat quietly at my feet. We stared up at the sky together, and I felt truly connected to both the Earth at my feet and the ancestors who shared the blood that ran through them, for the first time realising that

me: *scrolls for several minutes*

some food blogger: and when we finally made it home, our cheeks flushed with laughter and cold, there were warm mashed potatoes waiting for us. I will always remember their fluffiness, perfectly mirroring the light feeling I carried with me for the entire next week. This is my favourite cousin’s recipe from that very day, modified slightly to not be fucking awful. Boil an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it

[whywelovedrake]

Jimmy and Spinner Reunited!

[heyworlditsmematthew-deactivate]

[10knotes]

thats my favorite animal

[bob-belcher]

#relatable 

[wingedcorgi]

he had it in him all along.

[loish]

it’s #mermay! here’s my first sketch… my childhood hero, Ariel a.k.a the Little Mermaid :)

[lilbluestem]

@peevishness

[peevishness]

Ahh my finger was on the reblog before I even saw you tagged me! ❤️❤️❤️

[peevishness]

Magic Rises - The Wedding