Shoot Me Full Of Ephedrine

I'm basically just a pansexual skeleton. She/her OR they/them.

[vendettafrank]

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[penceycentury]

Shameless self promo

So I created a stoner/occasional nsfw blog so if that sounds like something you’d be into, follow me @starbuzzed, and I’ll follow you back!

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

dont 👏 eat 👏 tractors 👏 if 👏 youre 👏 not 👏 a 👏 farmer 👏

[fiercedeception]

Why when POC (im talking about black folks specifically right now) tell white people that they are doing something offensive white people go through the whole abc’s of excuses?

ALL lives matter

But black people wear weaves

Cant we all just get along

[cunt-lyfe]

Don’t make everything about race

[fiercedeception]

Everyone is human

[photosbyjaye]

Freedom of speech

Get over it

History can’t be changed

I never owned any Slaves

Justice is for everyone

[nico-incognito]

Know your history; slavery ended years ago Listen, I have two neighbors who have black friends, so I’m not racist Martin Luther King, Jr. didn’t die for you to destroy your cities and sag your pants

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

Not all white people are racist.

[mysialove-deactivated20170620]

OMG, I was just joking..

[lonelyastrologer]

People are People. I don’t see color

[eclectic-spirit-mind-soul]

Quit acting like that you know we friends

[emperorwulf]

Race isn’t real, we’re all the same on the inside 

[windoff]

Stop using the race card, it wasn’t that serious.

[blackfemalescientist]

There is only one race - the human race

[witchbitchisit]

Unless you have sources, I’m not going to believe this happens

[writingaboutmyrapists]

Very angry, are you?

Why are you taking this personally imagining things that aren’t there

X out everything I have ever done for the black community and focus on this one racist thing I did to destroy my reputation

You are race baiting

Zoned out, head on the desk, are you coming into my class high?

[not-malik]

This is beautiful.

[marqweabyss]

😂😂 this is so sad. Literally the whole alphabet and then some 😂😂

[thugilly]

I love this. Y’all did well.

[chuunghah]

[x]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dajo42]

The minimum age for signing up for a Tumblr account is 13. I, at the time of writing this, am 23.

It would be bizarre of me to treat a 13 year old as though they are the same age as me. I have a 13 year old little brother and while we have a similar sense of humour as we have grown up together we could not be more different.

I have an extra decade. A decade of more experience, a decade of more learning, a decade of more everything in general. I am an adult. He is a child. There’s no denying that.

The mentality that has always existed on Tumblr of “everybody’s the same age hahaha everybody can be treated the same” is, therefore, the biggest load of fucking rubbish I’ve ever seen. This inevitably leads to children being harassed by grown adults every day. Constantly.

Imagine being a 14 year old child and waking up one morning to find that a grown adult had reblogged one of your posts making fun of you, leading dozens of other grown adults to send you messages making fun of you further.

Imagine being a child just trying to have fun on a social blogging platform and then self-entitled, wilfully ignorant and aggressive adults suddenly began insulting you for absolutely no reason.

I’m not saying a child can’t make a mistake. But that’s what it is most of the time- a mistake- and maybe you should stop treating children who make mistakes as though they’re intentionally malicious adults. In doing so, you generally become an intentionally malicious adult.

If you’re an adult and you look at somebody’s About section and see “oh 14 okay that’s not too young for me to tell this person they’re trash” and you don’t see how that’s inherently fucked up and see no need to apologise for it: I hate you, I thoroughly and completely hate you regardless of the quality of the rest of your character, I think you need to get a grip, a life and away from me

[austihazelton]

[occasionally-conscious]

[naturalpalettes]

[bit6-deactivated20151004]

why did jerry go in like that though

[attencionn-blog]

person: what’s wrong? you suddenly got all quiet me: idk lol person: you MUST know what’s wrong!! there HAS to be something!! me: listen buddy,

[kisseswithlarry]

DRAG HJM

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

This is so confusing to read as a British person

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

[sunnybuttercup]

[toodrunktofindaurl]

@ straight people using this hashtag seriously:

delete yourselves

[queen-haiz]

what are they more proud of: their divorce rates, or bullying their children into suicide? i’m curious.

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

is this supposed to be some kind of sick gotcha lmao

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people