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revoltingchild

mxlabradorite

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

drunkygoesonadventures

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

midnight-spectrum-again

Oh my god

yallive-deactivated20260426

pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh

yallive-deactivated20260426

schaduwen-deactivated20220817

crying

timeloopfemme

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

jaubaius

It’s really awesome that there’s a type of videos online that’s just Eastern European guys finding evil holes in the woods.

harpersgonnaharp

wolfbro92

this post gets on my nerves every time i see it those tags are fear mongering bull crap. Yes, it Could be an underground cave but its Extraordinarily unlikely. and i can find no sources for sink holes creating vacuums like this and or dug out tunnels.

its probably just a critters burrow.

the reason theres suction is because wind is blowing accross the other entrances and drawing air through. this how animal burrows avoid becoming co2 death traps while keeping cool. you still shouldn’t mess with it because like, thats a wild animals home and you dont know whats in it or how territorial it might be but the ground isnt going to eat you like an 80s Saturday morning cartoon. even if the burrow does cave in under you, they dont tend to be large enough for one collapsed tunnel to do more than mildly inconvenience your average adult.

anyways heres a fun diagram i found that explains this using prairie dog burrows as an example:

sword-and-nightingale

fleetwood-smacc

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

twoofcups

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server:

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

catgirlcaliphate

Sometimes I used to wonder what regular folks were doing during eventful periods in history.

Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.

fail-boat

It’s okay to exist in a time of historical change doing laundry, barely.

electronicgallery

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

delphinidin4

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

stimman4000

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fivekets

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

megparsec

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

iwantasecretgarden

I tried to scroll past I really did

quousque

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

rishkarn

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

blogging-phelddagrif

purified-zone

taibhsearachd

So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???

ruffboi-mags

I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.

featheredmoth

You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???

ruffboi-mags

1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking

2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food

It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.

If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.

taibhsearachd

It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”