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L. | Bisexual and Non-binary. | Virgo Sun. Libra Moon. | Check out my anime blog and anime sorter @officialproherodeku.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[murasaki-cha]

Everyone:

[clair-audients]

[themagicalladycat]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

I'll do it for you, creamy

[nintendowii2011]

[arandomthot]

Points were made here

[imanes]

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

[anxietyproblem]

[needs-a-name-deactivated2019092]

[knowwhatimeme]

[officialunitedstates]

when your battery is at 41% so you feel mildly comfortable but also a little antsy

[homobf]

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[ravenhexxx]

Because its marge and this kinda magick works 👉💥💥💥💥💥💰

[butterflypeaflowertea]

my favorite thing to do in this christian society is to pretend that i don’t know a SINGLE thing abt christianity. like sometimes people will mention things like going to church with their families or upcoming holidays & i’ll act utterly clueless abt all of it even though i know absolutely everything ever just bc it’s funny to see people fumble to justify + tell me abt things. if i constantly have to explain my religion and practices to ignorant people, y’all are gonna have to do the exact same thing

[butterflypeaflowertea]

like one time i asked this girl what christmas was with my blankest possible expression & she looked at me incredulously & slowly said “it’s jesus’s birthday…” and i was like oh that’s cool! who’s jesus? :-) & she froze for a good fifteen seconds. i think i gave her brain damage it was great

[keitheaverage]

I just learned yesterday that Pikachu, my favorite Pokemon, was originally designed not by Ken Sugimori (he only finalized the design), but by a female graphic designer named Atsuko Nishida. 

Also after googling her, I found out that she’s also designed Sylveon–another favorite PKMN of mine. She’s also illustrated some very pretty Pokemon cards!!

Thank you Ms. Nishida! :-) May you get more credit and love for your contribution to the Pokemon franchise.

[bluekeaton]

as a camera shy person myself, knowing she hides behind plushies is just amazing

[cat-harman92]

Her and Yoko Taro are legends at hiding from cameras. xD 

[mizulyn]

Here’s some other Pokemon she’s designed, for anyone curious:

source: x

and not to derail this post into anything overtly political, but: If it weren’t for a woman in the gaming industry, we wouldn’t have freakin’ Charizard. I feel like that’s something more people should know about!

[eostar-a]

It’s always “sup” and never “Howl ! Calcifer ! It’s me, Sophie! I know how to help you now! Find me in the future!”

[eostar-a]

It’s always “u up?” And never “There you are sweetheart! Sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking for you everywhere :)”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

DONT LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS THATS FUNNY