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escargoon is baby

[penjsluver]

Hi guys

[internethistory]

[penjsluver]

Hello can anyone Hear Me

[penjsluver]

i never post on here but man it’s so weird that i went through my middle school phase in third grade.

[penjsluver]

the weirdest thing to me is that i dont even use tumblr at all anymore and yet people still like my trash headcanons from like 2 years ago??? very weird.

[thebootydiaries]

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Why.

[edgar-allan-possum]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I was already gonna reblog because of the Harkness Test, but that gif made a good post great.

[penjsluver]

when u havent been on tumblr in a long time and now ur kinda ashamed 

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[penjsluver]

hahahah

im looking back at my posts from my birthday week 2 years ago and

remember when no one liked or payed attention to my whole writing week so i just stopped??

me too.

[penjsluver]

why the fuck was my top post of this whole month a piece a writing i did over a year ago.

honestly i hate that piece of writing now because i can write a lot better now but... that makes me sorta happy

[paper-mario-wiki]

when youre an anime villain about to kill the protagonist but suddenly the protagonist’s theme starts playing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some weeks u just gotta hide in a cardboard box

[bedpissercastiel]

one time i peed in a cardboard box

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all i wanted was a quiet fucking post

[warriorrat]

[unclefather]

no one:

body dysmorphia: lol you look like this

[whatsliferotfl]

They always got tht professor snape haircut lmao

[1dclowns]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now