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In all seriousness, though, I know we’re all making fun of Destiel right now because Tumblr is Tumblr, but I’m not making fun of anyone who’s still a fan of it. Y’all were absolutely robbed. They writers teased and queer baited and mocked shippers for 12 years only to confirm it in the most homophobic way possible. That show was my comfort show for more years than I can remember, it was a massive part of my life, and I’m honestly pissed that they did this. Destiel shippers and honestly fans of the show in general should be absolutely livid and I’m right there with you

darkangelofglory

I sure love being sick and having to take cough syrup in such fantastic flavors as

limes at their own funeral

the festering corpse of a cherry

the broken hopes and dreams of various berries

sunshine twinkling on the apocalyptic wasteland of a post-nuclear war hellscape

death

kr1g

Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours

wilderrweinn

Which Hozier song is this

bluebonnet-witch

May I add, those throat sprays, with flavors such as:

Diet icy hot

Honey with a side of live bees

The last dying breath of something that once ate a jolly rancher

Lint, but sharp

unicornslothfish

•bubble gum, but made by someone who has only ever read about it in a scientific journal

erenia

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

sangeria

atraversso

Cutest ducky by oniwano_haru

winter-wise

I’ve figured it out, folks. It’s a scale.

everythingfox

“I take my cat on adventures but he just sleeps right through them”

(Source)

holytolkien

Throwback Thursday!

to when Lee Pace couldn’t work his cape.

(not my gifs)

itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

tigersquash99

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

highestnut

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

kyoru-shirbert

chaotic dumbass

thatdisasterauthor

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

ruffboi-mags

what a precious fucking nerd!!!

hanaxel

Spot the difference game is so hard nowadays

mcufam

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. Jame Gunn

thorthedorkworld

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

dmofstormandsea

this video is what dnd feels like

breelandwalker

ROLL INTIATIVE

jads-abum-rat

vespertineflora

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

stability

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

chekhov

wildeismsremade-deactivated2019

broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.