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The De Romanus family tree is insane as fuck because we know the older a vampire gets the more potent their blood becomes which is why really old vampires aren't allowed to make fledglings as it makes them too strong and also go mad. But Marius's maker was Teskhamen who was like 3000 when he made Marius, and then Marius waited until he was 1500 to make Armand, who waited until he was 500 to make Daniel. Whole family lineage of geriatric pregnancies that ends up making crazy ass fledglings.

everythingfox

Thank god she didn’t overreact

drtanner

Tonight on "Cats Being Weird Little Dudes"~

dramatic-dolphin

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

#there's quite enough of us on this planet let's sort things out first and then get back to it #it's not the 1800's where you have to have 10 kids cause only one is gonna live to adulthood

Louis should thank Armand for all the times he was boring, because look at what happens when he’s funny

dogpuppy

rainbow-femme

Armand never making a vampire until Daniel and then doing it in Newark before dipping is so funny

Pure chaste maiden waiting for true love to lose his virginity, and then when he actually does find it they fuck in a Waffle House bathroom and then Armand leaves without paying for his loaded hash brown bowl