Jesus Jam

I need to stop

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[icarianarts]

[m0mspc]

hey guys i-

[m0mspc]

post cancelled. i'm putting my fish tank here instead

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[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[camcron]

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

[taldoren]

hey this article is really fucking good 

[headspace-hotel]

[dreamerdagn]

my tears of the kingdom experience so far

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[wingsofahoneybee]

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

[wingsofahoneybee]

you're so right ive breached containment and my notes are full of delighted confusion

[quequel-deactivated20250227]

A happy "Argentina losing to fucking SAUDI ARABIA" to all those who celebrate

[queenielacy]

Saudi Arabia NT, pointing at Messi:

[officialfist]

[beakedwhalesyo]

People give these hard working pillars of the community shit? For shame!

[revcleo]

Do people in the USA not normally have street sellers?

[officialfist]

No we do the problem is cunts usually call the cops on them to get them shut down for no reason other than to be cunts.

[geekysteven]

Me: I love it when things I love are mashed together, remixed into something beautiful

Kingdom Hearts: hi

Me: No

[500ball]

Yeah the World Cup is excited but nothing beats the truest sports tournament

[weirdmageddon]

[adulthoodisokay]

Please read 17776, I’m begging you.