DinoTree

Using the like button as a bookmark 18+ just to make it easier to note

[rutobuka2]

Thorin's trying his best to learn!

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[naamahdarling]

In a single sentence, no less.

[rockband2]

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

[tarragonthedragon]

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

[hussyknee]

[lemonomelette]

them again :D

[germanich]

Сommissions

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[tendermiasma]

can i just say how much i appreciate you continuing to fight and make noise against those bullshit censor laws. genuinely appreciate every one one of your posts about, keep fighting the good fight

Thank you for doing your part with us! It means a lot to see people stand up with us. We can get so much done when regular guys get over the embarrassement or fear to make some calls and speak up. It's just that I know so many wonderful people who make a living as sex workers or nsfw artists and they deserve good things. I'm more chatty on bsky about it but drawing porn has allowed me to start contributing to my retirement fund in a consistent and meaningful way for the first time in my life. Before that I knew I'd have to work through old age and all the struggles that come with it. Like that was the plan or leave art. I'm happier. I love what I do and I love how fulfilling the work has been for my spirit. I worried less about money and I'd worry a whole lot less if we could get these things killed. I want to protect our futures. I want us to be financially stable. I hope people see the SCREEN Act victory and understand that KOSA is vulnerable.

If you want to keep up to date with what's happening and where you're going to be effective, I recommend following these people too:

https://bsky.app/profile/mikestabile.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/dieselbrain.bsky.social

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[beesmygod]

with the rise of LLM chatbots who maintain and solicit users by flattering them, there has never been a better time to be a stupid, intentional loser who becomes blisteringly skeptical of anything nice said about them

[tendermiasma]

idle thoughts. But whenever there's a win, like with the SCREEN act getting shot down, other things, etc, there's a lot of "don't get too comfortable" and "we still have a lot of work to do and look at all the bad stuff ahead," and while yeah.. true.. there's also a lot of exhausted people. Visibly exhausted from the work. Having these victories are so, so, so energizing and congratulating yourself and allowing yourself to feel unbridled joy at felling a giant or a small enemy is so important for staying in the game. Don't admonish yourself, give yourself momentum. Let joy restore and energize you, don't dampen it with fear. It's your green light to be bolder and to go after the rest with more vigor because you have more on your side now. We often spend months raising alarms for dangerous things and we should give ourselves equal joy in overcoming them.

Just wanted to air my thoughts on how we talk to ourselves and how important it is for keeping this up for the rest of life

[snowkissedmonsters]

An Odyssey adaptation but it's about a little doggy spending 20 long days lost and trying to get back home 🥺

[dateamonster]

listening to mid creepypasta audio dramas while doing puzzles to keep my hands busy and mentally sifting gems from the slop #FriYay

[dateamonster]

im starting to believe all horror stories by men about men are rooted in the same fear of being unable to perform some societally mandated role and having your inadequacies be exposed and put on display and everyone points and laughs and your bitch wife kicks you in the balls about it

[9twoeight]

20260801 oc art + sketch

[scientifichubris]

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[cunt-inent]

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

[schakira]

[nasathefrogface1226]

Lonely Mad Scientists are in your area! Click here for a chance to be strapped to a table and choose from our exclusive selection of various vivisections and torture methods!!

[cozycryptidcorner]

yippeeeeee!

[cozycryptidcorner]

My identity’s been stolen

[viralfrog]

[weaselle]

yeah and aragorn was supposed to be leading the chicken on a string and gandalf was supposed to leading the livestock guardian man on a leash and then gandalf was like "let the chicken choose which path" and by the time he caught up to the livestock guardian man, aragorn was like "the chicken said he'd do it himself" and gandalf has to go around to all the holy elven royalty and human rulers and be like "listen, those chickens are way cooler than you think, i totally have faith in the chicken and you should too" and then lead the kingdoms of the remaining mortals against a demon lord's armies while their only hope of survival is pinned to the chicken's ability to successfully invade Colonel Sanders' main processing plant and no back up plan.

[onebadnoodle]

just a dream 🌑 commission for @/jazzy_jynx