and every demon wants his pound of flesh

Critical Role. Percy is my son. Beau is my daughter.

[bixbiboom]

Dice rolling techniques with the top table!

[wistfulwatcher]

A new age is upon you. The rule of the Chroma Conclave.

[shaperswar]

On the good side, I think [Percy] finally at least realized that he has a family; that he wasn't alone… And I think he understands that now, because he feels very guilty and ashamed for being such a burden to his family, and that he's been screwing everything up. He's going to spend the next few episodes trying to make up for that very badly. From a place of deep shame and guilt, which is the greatest place to try and be helpful and remind everybody that you're more than a demon that tried to murder them. It'll go great. It goes great. Really helpful. He's going to be super helpful. Nothing bad is gonna happen.

[myaoctopus]

God ive missed them so much

[EDIT:] By popular demand:

[lorn-art]

The Percy Grog relationship is one I enjoy

[fairymonk]

TLOVM: Season 2 Official Trailer

[tarydarrington]

uk’otoa (uk’otoa)

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Caleb & Essek in The Mighty Nein Reunited

[ladykeyleth]

#every day Percy De Rolo wakes up

[burr-ell]

fcg: will your husband be okay with this?

vex'ahlia "poker face" de rolo: he'll have to be

percy 50 feet away:

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The answer to your question: almonds.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The

Moment we w-wake up

To The

Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.

Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

pre-skeksis

pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

almonds.

[kingcael]

calamity

[wildmelora]

I don’t know what’s going to happen in the following hours. Do not go far from me. If we are out of earshot, you are too far from me. Do not go far from me. Do you think this is what– Do you think this is what Mother saw before she died? Do not go far from me. I won’t, I swear.

[duganator01]

I’ve been thinking about Actor AU

[shadandrews]

I have only drawn Taliesan’s characters apparently 

[thechekhov]

Eadwulf’s life is a series of hilarious mistakes.

Confused? Here’s the first comic.

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He is tucking a blue flower into the sash around his waist, looking at the flower with a slight smile. End description.]

Blue flower in a storm (remind you of someone?)