I’ve been waiting for you.

tori, critical role/dnd sideblog main: @danascullly

[fishmechs]

[joyandchaos]

Never forget that when handed a manor, the first thing that Alleged Voice of Reason Caduceus Clay did was fill a tower with dirt and grow a SIXTY FOOT TREE on top of it. While everyone else was picking rooms Talesin was asking about digging out the yard. The only reason Caduceus ever seems sane is because interacting with the rest of the party is so much like being hit with a flashbang that the quiet, friendly guy looks normal while you're still rubbing your eyes. Caduceus is a madman and a legend and I love him.

[itsbastardseason]

Cr4 PCs as Make Some Noise prompts

Hal: Shakespeare's In-Flight Safety Video

Bolaire: Jigsaw Forgot To Prepare a Trap and Has to Wing It

Murray: An Open Heart Surgeon with the Attitude of a Cool Hairdresser

Azune: You Are a Regular Guy

Thaisha: A Horny Chain Text Message For Arbor Day

Julien: A Noble Knight's Sworn Oath Starts To Concern Their Liege Lord

Vaelus: Hot Topic's New Spokesman Is Tim Curry

Occtis: An Obituary For Someone Who Definitely Faked Their Own Death

Teor: A Business Cat is Distracted By Their Own Laser Pointer

Kattigan: A Boyfriend Won't Admit He's Invested In This "Real Housewives" Storyline 

Wick: An Inappropriate Time To Say "Shut Up"

Tyranny: The Two Different Types of Drunk Girl in the Bar Bathroom

Thimble: This Shark Tank Pitch Is A Crime

Katteor: Two Guys From Brooklyn's Fight-Turned-Meet-Cute

Vaesha: A Lady In The Streets But A Control Freak In The Sheets

[sora5005]

Midlife crisis in a Happy Fun Ball?? Tell me more 🥰 Feels like I'm never getting over this future Berlin's live show

[hijennyt]

So here is my promise.

Insta

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Schemers Table core:

[c3lest1ann]

I'm so tired...zzz

[wildmelora]

the snotty nose tears… oh Azune you are quickly becoming an elite employee

[fjordfocused]

Azune: crying, begging for understanding, emotional floodgates open

Hal: understanding, reassurances, promise of a better day

Brennan: the gentlest crack of an almond between his teeth

[burr-ell]

me watching azune have a full on sobbing breakdown over not being able to save thjazi for hal

[wildmelora]

I love sad men thank you Luis

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Occtis can't sleep anymore since he's dead and you can tell that he's just so tired.

Of everyone's shit.

[wildmelora]

Tal Ashley and Laura’s reaction to the heated rivalry sketch I’ve never felt so seen

[wildmelora]

ngl I was going to hold off on watching tonight’s episode and then I heard heated rivalry ad so here I am

[essektheylyss]

LOOK OUT STORRIE TRAVIS WILLINGHAM IS COMING FOR YOU

[patopq]

hello instead of drawing im making bad memes

[washedupwunderkind]

thanks to @sleep-deprived-onion for letting me borrow their idea!