no eyed girl

percy / he/him

[hewwobrine]

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[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

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[terpsikeraunos]

neolithic people were like these rocks need spirals. and they were right.

[maybeescapingideas-deactivated2]

Kilmarten Glen, Scotland

Algeria, Sahara, North Africa

Nine Mile Canyon, Utah, USA

South Goa, India

[percy-exe]

OKAY I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DONT CARE ANYMORE but I read 'I only have eyes for you' (fnaf fic you wrote) back in 2023 and it genuinely changed my brain chemistry. I had to get into the tumblr fandom scene to rave and try to soothe the ache for those two that the fic left in me. This led me to actually finding community and friends down the line, went on to inspire my writing, and well, I think it was a bit of a butterfly effect that just led my life to being better. I still think of it constantly in phases and shake my hands and pace a lil bit. Even art you made that you no longer connect with continues to ripple the world with bits of joy and I wanted to let you know that. Okie much love goodbyeee

MAN this is such a lovely message to wake up to, thank you so so much anon 😭💕 logically i knew that people enjoyed the fic, but to hear how deeply it affected you is genuinely a little bit crazy. i’m saddened for both my sake & everybody else’s sake that the fnaf hyperfixation that led me to writing it in the first place only lasted long enough for me to write it and not to finish the whole series. i don’t think i ever will continue it unfortunately, nowadays i barely have time for my own passions outside of irl happenings.

that being said, i do still have the leftover remnants of parts 2-4 left somewhere in my ellipsus documents, and a while ago i was waffling around with the concept of possibly compiling them to post sometime, but i wasn’t sure if anybody would have been interested in that? nor would i have any idea how to compile it nicely & neatly for readability purposes.

either way, anon, i’m so glad my fic left a lasting mark on you! if you were ever brave enough to share, i’d love to read your own writing sometime!! tysm again for reaching out 💕💕

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[ooppo]

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

[boxocroco]

Guard one, visibly hesitant: I think that might be against our oaths, your highness

Guard two: as you command, your highness

Gaurd three: hey my name's misspelled

[ooppo]

I'll change the oath or whatever, you get a raise, and don't care

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight