i have a niche audience

spoilers for the pestilence i guess. we have a comic now @ thepestilencecomic.tumblr.com. i don't know how to add links i'm just a mobile user and life is a nightmare. we are now living in @mmmcore

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

found family but it was found through crime trope is a more important invention than the wheel

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[aminta]

imagine being such a giga hater lesbian that even the alien hivemind is like hey ur kind of toxic and we need a break. This happened to my good friend carol sturka

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[beemovieerotica]

this is insaaaane, our brains are so fucking weird

[lillie-garden]

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

[bunnybugs]

[footlongdingledong]

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

[bigfan1811]

[anton--rayne]

[sanguine-squid]

"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......

[pinene]

gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!

me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off

[ashes2caches]

put a leash on you’re fucking catgirl! she keeps on eating all of the local endangered bird species!

[jame7t]

(Visibly corrupted by my dark sorceries) huh? The purple veins? Dude I always had those. LIGHTNING BLAST. Sorry you were pissing me off. LIGHTING BLAST ON YOUR BALLS

[despazito]

help i cant stop making edits with my dog

[despazito]

have to

[memorycycle]

i believe your usefulness to me has... run its course (snaps my fingers and the two security guards behind you start sucking themselves off)

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain't meta, this shit's diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy's the meanest. This pussy's a pussy but it's also a penis

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter

[10001gecs]

My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏

can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you