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[sleepy-bebby]

[brucebocchi]

this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here

[gameboi-glitchedskies-deactivat]

I’m sorry,

what.

[guerrillatech]

[snootyfoxfashion]

Gothic Valentine Cards from TheCraftyBurrEato

x / x x / x x / x x / x x / x

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[mitsukiixx]

Marauders Hot Take: James is actually Sirius's mom

Not McGonagall, not Euphemia, not any other character which people believe they act as a mother figure in Sirius's life.

It's James, it was always James

[bexisanidiot]

Today's dead mom joke:

My dad mentioned that he's the only one in the house that doesn't need glasses

I then pointed to my mom's ashes and said "well she doesn't need them anymore"

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

To be completely fair: he did not vacuum up rocks on purpose this time.

He simply “couldn’t see what he was vacuuming” and didn’t check first to make sure that it was not, in fact, rocks.

[rectanglefeet]

OP:

HAVE YOUR WORK BUY A FUCKING SHOP VAC- IT'S DESIGNED TO PICK UP ROCKS AND THE SORT OF SHIT THAT WILL KILL THE NORMAL VACUUMS.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

we don’t need a shop vac

we don’t normally have random rocks in our building in any quantity

I don’t know how or where he keeps finding them or why he keeps deciding that this time it will be different

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[feminist-space]

[quinn-the-human]

Someone in the comments was like “aren’t they learning that in school?” Well, no, genAI is way too new for a lot of people to know how it actually works. Even scientists. I literally just had a (frustrating) conversation about using chatGPT at lab meeting

I do think there are some applications of analytical AI in scientific research but like. There’s certainly not a use case for chatGPT that I would trust

[retrogamingblog2]

[lemonsharks]

Shocked Pikachu face gets a friend, "WHAT THE HELL" cyndaquill

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[lizzienoodles]

@dragonsbloodsnowcone this cannot be left in the tags

[fyeahgothicromance]

[quasi-normalcy]

Everyone's thinking "witch" but the owl was actually going as a cowboy.

[adamsmasher]

Iirc the original images are from years ago, and everyone was worried that the owl was actually stuck to the toy - but apparently the townspeople had seen him put it down to hunt and such, and then go back to pick it up again. Which straight up triples my enjoyment of this story.

[fannyrosie]

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

[sarazanmai]

[abyssal-glory]

this is the best one everyone else go home

[shitty-ink]

English and French versions

[fannyrosie]

Ok, so this post I made of Madame Bissonnette has reached meme level, but that drawing is everything 😂

[deadmomjokes]

Bean saw a cybertruck for the first time and when my husband pointed it out to her (to see her reaction, should there be any), she very confusedly went,

"But... why is it... made of shapes?"

[leavingaway]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

*touches ground* forg was here

[yomiyart]

✨Viktor✨The glorious evolution 🗣️

[srldesigns6277]

Elon Musk's N*zi Salute at the Trump Inauguration Rally. The US government will attempt to censor this or shift your perception of it.

You Saw, What You Saw.

[pugzman]

I rarely ever ask for a repost. But this is an exception. Those lines are there for a reason. And I promise, if that is my kid, and your car, I will leave a note to remind you.....then I going to take fuck your paint job. Dont be that asshole.