Hello my name is Rachel

Hey MTV welcome to my blog

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I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

[dunsalien]

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[kammmars]

[catchymemes]

[frontholemonologues-deactivated]

Is this my brother my brother and me

[dumbbitchdanny]

Me when I see all the pride shit I wanna buy this month:

[kieraplease]

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[theshitneyspears]

Me: 2018 is going to be my healthiest year yet.

Also me:

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[stand-up-gifs]

[the-artificem]

A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.

Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me