wat

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[creepiqorn]

[schuylerpeck]

the more I learn about the great molasses flood of 1919, the more I realize poetry can only go so far and some catastrophic sugar substitute events will just outdo you every time.

[schuylerpeck]

[cheruib]

ur telling me september ends in a few days hmmm…… …yeah no no i get u but hmmmm.. werent we Like. Talking about how fast august ended a week ago?

[guerrillatech]

[noahnomore]

[noblepeasant]

Finally, a rival to

[captain-price-officially]

[egg-tampon]

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

lest long korea be forgotten

[cityrun]

i can feel every cell in my body

[cityrun]

theyre all beating the shit out of each other

[scripps]

many are asking this

[kristina100000]

never liked being a waitress but i found joy in telling customers we no longer have whatever they are asking for. sorry wee ran out of mussels i guess you should kill yourself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[debelice]

Iceland Volcano Eruption

[firebirdeternal]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm fucking weeping rn

[someemochick]

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

alt link

[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[resimlerdekaldik-deactivated202]

[frottinq]

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]

[sobertodeath2018-deactivated202]

“post-pandemic life” POST??? girl what are u talking about

[actualaster]

We’re, like, mid-pandemic at best

[anxietyproblem]