VAMPIRE BOY

luka/23/im like if a victorian child was obsessed w 2009 as a concept they/he/xe

[hexbugswallower]

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

[integer-disarray]

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you what now

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you tasted fucking what now?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Luckily this lady is just a pastry chef and not building death rays

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The base Macaron is in itself a very technical task, and they're notorious for being difficult to bake. Lots of things can go wrong: your merengue can be the wrong texture, the merengue can refuse to foam up at all from trace oils in the bowl, the ingredients love to misbehave if they're not measured precisely, a shell can refuse to form or dry cracked, the oven can have weird drafts that make the cookies sag, your flavor ingredients can mess up the recipe, you can break the shell trying to release them from the tray, and so on. It's almost stupid hard to get consistently viable macarons, and these people practice a lot to get to this point.

Not to be deterred from the already difficult task of creating good macarons, these people are making experimental flavors, irregular shapes, complex designs, even handpainting designs with foodsafe watercolors. Sometimes for free.

I'm glad this kind of technical skill and dedication is put towards delicious cookies, because if these people were into making bioweapons or something instead, we'd all be so fucked

[sighinastorm]

[sighinastorm]

okay, NOW

[martindykewood]

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

[onelonelystory]

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

[synthaphone]

eliv gir

[chromaticabrasions]

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

[moniquill]

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

[chromaticabrasions]

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

[chromaticabrasions]

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

[fangs-4-fags]

actually, they exist to hide vampire bites

[ozempicofficial]

[anglaised]

some guy at the store asked who was on my shirt (it was hello kitty) and i said what it was and he without a beat says “i see, a lot of latinas like her, she is latina”

[nerevar]

[lesbonoi]

[killrockstar]

im going to miss my scary so much #mustard:(. ok well that auto-corrected its supposed to be #myscary:(

[socialistexan]

Hell hath no fury like a Disney Adult scorned.

[transjudas]

the clown kicking gerard

[thefoundationsofdecay]

does this mean boy division is officially a staple song since it got encored with fucking na na na and helena

[puppydollflort]

check out my cool juggling trick

[taraxippos]

[elodieunderglass]

me when there's a plastic bag

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.