im the real wild child

[mukbangs]

[sesamesmeshame]

“Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can.”

— Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[kevinallenblog]

Just found out about an audition tomorrow. Hope to have ya there, Roger.

[thelovelymarsargo]

I hate myself

[petitefillemagique]

This is the day I met them for the first time ever.m

[fatalienspacebabe420]

Learn Yo Shit

1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON

[thefinenanny]

[gif87a-com]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmfao

[biglawbear]

WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE

Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where Baby is so clearly she knows her baby’s back there and is listening in that direction

GOD THIS IS SO CUTE

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Kirby Super Star - Candy Mountain

[tamamita]

[ratmustards]

Visit Original Link

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[starlightandtears]

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

[sweetlikesugahcane-deactivated2]

Oop!!!

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

[awkwardlyacceptable]

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

[conchfritters-n-spanishlimes]

Patrick ain’t bout shit

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref

[manihendrixx]

When Patrick stole Spongebob Grandma & never acknowledged spongebob feelings when he cried!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

RIGHT!!!! THIS NIGGA STOLE HIS WHOLE GRANDMA!!!!! LIKE WTF KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU! YOU KNOW GRANDMA’S ARE SACRED BEINGS!

[unclecharlesyall]

Didn’t Patrick snitch on SpongeBob on free balloon day or someshit? And become a fry cook to SPECIFICALLY take SpongeBob’s shine at the fast food Olympics???

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Yup and worked with Plankton just to piss him off smh

[highfalutinuppitynegress]

And Patrick kept the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party to laugh at

[stayflo-1995]

[thefandomdropout]

🙄😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣

[michaelologist]

When Spongebob and Patrick took the “How Well Do You Know Your Bestfriend” quiz and Patrick got them ALL wrong! Even “what shape is your bestfriend?” Patrick ain’t shit bruh.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Patrick is a toxic friend and I think it’s best that Spongebob surrounds himself with more positive people.

[petitefillemagique]

MY EX BEST FRIEND IS A PISCES AND IM LIVING FOR THIS fake ass friends

[croatians]

I can’t wait until 2018 political assassinations come back into fashion cause i think some politicians would look good without their heads

[saiki-gay]

the gov is tracking ur social media and can see this

[croatians]

The government is about to get a handful of furry porn then

[haiku-robot]

the government is about to get a handful of furry porn then

^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!

[lmaonade]

you guys think peach gives mario’s nose a lil’ sucky sucky? a lil’ slllurrpy slurp?

[agothorn]

my mom did that to me and my siblings as we grew up, and i always hated it

[lmaonade]

huh?

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[theravenofwynter]

I would pet all of them

[timberwolf-in-the-pines]

I can’t sleep In the wake of Saturday 

[petitefillemagique]

Too bad they don’t close with this song anymore and instead shove thnks fr th mmrs in our dumb faces thanks falloutboy

[nevaehtyler]

Mental health really needs to be taken more seriously in the Black community

[playmobilcha]

Embrace your truth!

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