A Continuous Spiral of Tears™

Kate 20 // Hufflepuff // INFJ 

[metamagic-adept]

things I love from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns

Evelyn 

the motif of the O'Connell family accidentally knocking over things and reigning destruction in a falling domino fashion 

the Mummy being scared of the cat 

Evelyn Carnahan 

“I am a… librarian!" 

bad cgi scorpion centaur Dwayne Johnson 

 "what harm ever came from…” lots. lots of harm 

ominous wind 

the fact that Rick and Evelyn’s son is named Alex, probably after the Library of Alexandria (which Evie secretly hopes is still out there waiting to be discovered) 

Evie 

the camels 

the “no of course we don’t let him go” exchange 

Evelyn O'Connell 

the way Evie reads with her glasses down her nose 

Rachel Weisz’s character; Evelyn

[lizzibennet]

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

[vilindeer]

She also said women should have financial autonomy and legal rights. :)

[lizzibennet]

jane austen: men should be softer and kinder and women should be allowed to be witty and funny and independent

me: fuckin superb u funky little regency ladie

[satanickpanick]

jane austen: soft masculinity! strong femininity! 

me, yearning: yes ma’am

[naramdil]

if someone ever got me flowers as a romantic gesture I’d probably have to sit down for a sec

[regging]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[lothloriien]

[jadeitexmoon]

Jane: what’s the first thing you notice when a man proposes to you?

Lizzie: the audacity

[fieryartemispublications]

Pride and Prejudice: “Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley’s attentions to her sister, Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she herself was becoming an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend.”

Me (rereading the book for the fifth time):

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[monsieurenjlolras]

lost 

in

the

sauce

[mysillycomics]

[therealultrabaguette]

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[best-life-wisdom]

I no longer force things. what flows flows, what crashes, crashes. I only have space and energy for things that are meant for me.

[actualnymph]

on all levels except physical I am at the bottom of a swimming pool

[covid-69]

[eternalgaylord]

hnnnngh im just a thirsty little libertarian hnnngh

[nuyorc]

[swordscomic]

A few of my favourite Swords comics from Inktober.

[chuckdrawsthings]

NICE TRY.....