cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

Joe, 30 ➸

[pettyachilles]

It’s missing Mande hours, so here is a sequence of him running to me when he found out I was taking photos while he was rolling around on the lawn.

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

[miamaimania]

“Cows Up High” ~ Maharashtra, India ◆ They know where the ridge goes; we don’t

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to make a Chinese brocade-pattern chapan茶盘(tea tray) for teapot and teacups by 山白shanbai

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

Blood's Sterek Insanity

So as I lie here in bed at 5:53am after being awake all night chasing my demons in circles, I got to do a lot of thinking.

I was not on Tumblr for 6 entire months, and my OCD caused me to have to go back to the last post I saw on January 1st. And it occurred to me as I feigned sleep that, barring a very select few (whom we all love dearly), there was a severe lack of Sterek content on my dash, specifically of the "art" variety (ie digital, manips, screencaps, etc).

This saddens me greatly and you know what? I also need to get back to writing so consider this both an attempt to get more art for the fandom and me getting off my ass.

I am proposing a deal for artists: for any artist who creates sterek content in any capacity (except fic) from today (June 6th) to July 6th, if you tag me or send me an ask with the link (if you don't wanna tag me which, totally fair), I will write a one-shot based on it. Kind of like a mini reverse bang.

I can't promise it will be amazing. I can't promise it will be long. But I can promise that I will do it and it will be minimum 2000 words. And if you do 30 pieces in the 30 days, I will write you 30 pieces, straight up. Don't test me (or do, means more art of our boys).

And this is legit a no-lose situation. The art is not for me, it is for the community. And you get a fic out of the art you did for your entertainment.

So yeah, if anyone is down for this, feel free to send me your NEW Sterek art and you will get a one-shot. As mentioned, it does have to be new as of June 6th, 2026, and it can be artwork in any medium - pencil, digital, manips, edits, videos, whatever. Only caveat is absolutely NO AI. I don't care if you think your art isn't good enough, anything is better than AI.

To the artists who have been and continue to feed us: we see you, we love you, and I would write thousands of words for you if you asked <3

Yeah, that's it, back to pretending to sleep.

- Blood

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

@0dde11eth

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thief-of-eggs]

“who’s the top??” “who’s the bottom?” “blank is such a bottom-“ “so and so is taller so they’re the top-“ listen guys. it’s whichever one has a harder time being vulnerable. that’s the bottom

[carolsturka]

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[lewiathans]

“Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you?”

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.