blurred sunset on the beach

Alejandro   

[theehorsepusssy]

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[peyotes]

Yeah

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[ruderubicante]

I am in danger.

[svartibaldur]

[theehorsepusssy]

[ghostgirlcara]

A friend of mine went out of town, so I'm looking after their Houndoom until they get back. He is a joyful beast, but I have yet to meet another Pokémon with such sadness in their eyes.

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

Imagine being named Bobby McDonald or some shit and then living so long that both “Bobby” and “McDonald” enter the public lexicon as naughty words until you are essentially named “Penis Homosexual” and kids are afraid to write it down

And it could happen to any of us next

[sandmandaddy69]

[goflowolfog]

MELT EVERYONE NOW! CONDONE FORTY DEGREE MURDER! ADVOCATE SNOWMOBILISM! EAT SLEET! FROST IS MY POLITICS, FROST IS MY LIFE!

[tsarina-anadyomene]

that landlords feel comfortable stipulating "no overnight guests" in ads is a little much. we've let them get too comfortable!

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i consent, she consents, but we still need to ask the guy who's "been meaning to" patch up my drywall?

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[ladyjadefox]

I wonder what the suggestion is

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[a-trex]

gift ideas for the holiday season:

giant inflatable Lugia that barely fits in the house

[01-heaven]

LIKE IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT

red, black, white, orange esoteric horror graphics. if this gets flagged as inappropriate im gonna be sriously upset

umm epilepsy warning?? everything is flashing omg its giving me a headache soory..

[peyotes]

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[sovietnam]

[crimewave420]

[fakearchivist]

Body art by Wes Benscoter, scanned from “End Of The Century Club” volume 2, 1999.