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chainsawmansheart

natalieironside

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

breadbird

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

deathbyotpin123

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

charlesoberonn

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

grifalinas

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

teaboot

😔

bluebeetle

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

do-what-i-yoinky

Being on tumblr for years like:

weaselsblaugh

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

bogleech

This is how the entire internet was supposed to be. Before social media we made webpages and a webpage was supposed to be timeless, a permanent “shrine” to something we liked, intended to keep getting visitors and comments for as long as it stayed up. When “blogging” became a concept every blog post was supposed to be the same sort of long term fixture.

The idea that posts have some sort of freshness date comes solely from the poisonous garbage world of the engagement farming business.

unalivejournal

Just casted a powerful curse on you.

lelif

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

kamenriderhamo

played a recent horror game demo and when i got to a specific part the game played the steam screenshot noise and said "screenshot saved to documents folder :D" and then when i frantically searched my files paths it gave me this

that red arrow is something i added to point out that thats the player character down there, not the monster meaning the game had someone up there following my character

they do it 2 more times and each time i dropped everything to find the picture cause ive never seen a game really do this idea before of having a different pov of something or someone following you but only seeing it after they got a pic

tiredadventurer

ranboolivesaysstuff

I have never connected with someone on a deeper level than that moment

angelicguy

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

seaweed-station

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

miskhos

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

dunkstein

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

dunkstein

You specifically understand

ozth

bigender2

unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

bigender2

if theres a pompous/pretentious character who never gets thrown around like a gross rag, or they never have some ego breaking event happen to them then whats the fucking point

beardedmrbean

real vs fake gym bros, the real ones want you to get better

da-boy-o-kultur

Fake Gym bros: Lol, Loser

True Gym Bros while flexing their jaws: Come Bro, join us in the Gainshalla

simon-newman

Lift with us Brother.

the-real-seebs

every activity you can get into, the people who love the activity want to share it with you and if you are new they want especially to make sure you have a good experience and avoid mishaps because they want you to know what they love

the people who give you shit about it do not appreciate the thing. they just want to be smug assholes.

songsofwaterandnight

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

memeuplift

lex-in-superposition

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

reasonablywittyatbest

I think these tags are actually quite lovely and insightful!

leebrontide

Potentially hot take but one of the reasons we need art and music in schools is that, taught correctly, they are ideal avenues for teaching kids how to do something, kinda suck at it, keep going anyways and improve over time.

And THAT is one of the most valuable skill sets a human being can have. THAT is the skill set that unlocks soooooo many others.

A LOT of people I see with anxiety and depression do not have this skill set. To suck at something is a threat. Proof that they are doomed to suck at it forever. And then, often, that either THEY suck forever or the task must be stupid/useless/pointless (whence we get AI art fans who have decided actually making art is pointless and degrading the labor and skills of others is fine because these are useless skills).

Or you get the freeze- the inability to try things in case you fail. The sudden lancing shame and humiliation or hopelessness. The sense that anything you haven't learned by now you can't learn. Which is so heartbreaking and so untrue.

I just hate it.

"What if I write it and it's bad" "what if I draw it and it's bad" "what if I play it and it sounds bad" DOING IT BAD IS HOW YOU LEARN TO DO IT GOOD! You can't skip the process of leaning and the process is FUN if you let it be what it needs to be!