OH YESS!!

Albert. 19. Second Year at UC Berkeley. Currently: On indefinite hiatus. Though all I ask for is good vibes.

[ashe-n-cinders]

Shout out to all my family! @silentcat @manchot-tambour @semi-pale-in-spirit @phabulet @nyaaadere

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

heyy,,  i havent seen a rebloggable text post about it but!! ppl are randomly getting submitted videos, dont watch them!! theyre screamers

[radetzkymarch]

I deleted mine because I thought it was a virus, signal boosting though. Don’t watch or post videos from people you don’t know!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

how is it that black mesa is supposedly more rich and successful than aperture science yet aperture wins in every way when it comes to aesthetic design and logos. did aperture spend all their money on making everything look pretty and ran out of money for profitable science research projects

[razomyure]

Actual lore answer: Believe it or not, except for the whole portal-to-Xen-accidentally-ushering-in-the-acpocalypse-and-bringing-in-the-Combine bit - which was due to intentional sabotage - Black Mesa’s technology is all extremely safe, even if it looks dangerous, and all of its workers have a pretty good idea of what they’re doing and why.

Poking the wrong side of a Portal gun can cause you to have retroactively never existed in the first place.

Black Mesa is a typical research facility / company, in other words. Aperture Science is a bunch of more-or-less insane scientists going “I know it’s not actually possible to do this, but what if we did it anyway?” and then doing it anyway and making something impossible, with no idea how or why it does what it does, and then making it look white and clean and pretty and probably full of asbestos, because you can’t go wrong with asbestos. Which is why Aperture Science is better than Black Mesa is basically every possible why.

Short answer: Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what actually happened.

[phabulet]

Which Fire Emblem Fates Side the Signs Choose

Nohr: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Hoshido: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius

Neither: Libra, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius

[jwhitnee]

✨ Happy Birthday to my darling dearest! You make me smile~ ✨

For the special occasion I made special prints on sale through Nov. 5th, the print version will be 5x7″ on nice glossy paper, with the lettering and large sparkles hand-painted overtop in gold! Find them here! I’m only making 10 of these so… act fast!

[nocnoctalgia-blog]

“ I always thought of him as my own personal hero. You know, like how some girls think of their dads. Except I never felt that way about ours since he’s…well, our father. When things got rough, though, I could always rely on Xander. And, it’s true, he always smiled then, and he used to laugh so much. But sometimes people have to change to become who they’re destined to be. He’s had to shoulder so much…there’s no way he could stay the boy he was. And if he did, he wouldn’t be the man we needed to lead us. ” ( — Elise to Arthur )

[prokopetz]

Sometimes an artist just finds a niche and runs with it.

Take Eduard von Grützner, for example. German painter back in the early 1900s. He tried a whole bunch of stuff over the course of his career, but eventually he settled into doing paintings of fat, sassy monks drinking booze.

Just tubby old priests getting plastered.

He did dozens of these things.

Today it’s literally all he’s known for.

You do your thing, Eddie. You do your thing.

[bardnuts]

I’m obliged to reblog this because the bottom one was my icon for about 2 years

[breastforce]

this is fine

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

[kandismon]

the mystic messenger ouran!au that everyone has surely been waiting for lolol

bonus:

★ shop ★ commission info

[sunriseinorbit]

throwback

[dork-larue]

I love how, because of that “Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure” Onion headline, “cinnamon roll” has become a commonly accepted phrase for “a character who is cute and kind and typically gets more pain in canon than they deserve”.

Like, we didn’t have a real phrase for that common phenomenon (wubbie maybe, but that has negative connotations ie “this character has been wubbiefied by the fandom”) and then someone used a screenshot of a headline from a satire news website to describe it, and then everyone else was like “yes good let’s use this”. You couldn’t make that shit up. I bet there are people who use that phrase now who didn’t even see that headline.

Language is evolving right before our eyes in a very weird and beautiful way and I am very very sorry for future linguist who have to puzzle this shit out.  

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[funnylime]

Visit Original Link

Turns out most videos of this song on youtube are blocked in America, which is absolutely horrible. 

Anyway, here’s Wndrwll.

[funnylime]

I hold that this song is the best song across this album and its pre/sequel because everyone has an absolutely visceral response to it from the moment the joke kicks in. Everyone I’ve shown it to has been taken on a musical journey I think they’d really wish they hadnt

[woodmeat]

i shoulda died in 2013

[puppycastiel]

I’m literally in tears.

[mkhunterz]

Dear god

[newtgeiszler]

i had to pause the video at starch masks i think im gonna die