[ssexbug]

all i ever do is eat leafs soo why i go to hell ?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is this, an Amazon locker for seals?

[egberts]

if somebody who had you blocked deactivates, their post should become free to reblog again. i'm doing the lords work. i am preserving their message, their history. and all my friends are dragging their corpse around already!!! i wanna drag the corrrpssssseee!! i wanna draaaaagggg theee corrrrpsssseee

[saltoncity]

anyone else noticed that music is really good

[xsunbirdx]

Just accidentally typed "sharkspeare", and I'm not sure what this is but I think I'm on to something.

[penny-anna]

i confess i don't really understand what people mean when they say they cannot find good books to read anymore. like. go to the shop or library and choose a book??

[girlkaramazov]

the illicit pleasure of scrolling past a “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS???” post…. i will continue not to talk about it 🫡🫡🫡

[greelin]

was talking about how grating my voice sounds to me because i have to do voice assignments and listen back to them before i post and my husband was just like “well i think your voice is really soothing and nice to listen to :(” alright gayboy. thank you for your input

[name-of-the-radio]

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[bisexualhunterbiden]

Something that annoys me is the constant whining about "more queer spaces, more queer communities" but then they're immediately like "yeah! And we need ones that don't cost money or require a purchase!"

Girl that's exactly why they close down after a year. You NEED money to keep these places open. There's no magic Gay Money Pot with endless cash to keep these places open. It requires YOU to put your money where your values are!!

[bisexualhunterbiden]

Like there was a queer coffee shop in my city. Owned and operated by a bunch of LGBT people. Not a cishet on the schedule. Tons of young people raved about it.

And it made it about 2 years before shutting down completely. Because all those young people who begged for a place exactly like this would just show up, not buy a single thing, and leave. You cannot build a community without putting your money into it. This isn't about capitalism, this is just reality. You can't open a restaurant where no one buys your food. You can't have a gay bar that only serves 5% of the population and actively excludes everyone else. This is what I mean when I say people confuse "community" and "friend group." You're not obligated to spend money when hanging out with your friend group. But if you want a lasting community centered space, you need to open up that wallet.

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵