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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@phd-in-multifandom
Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?
Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John
Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae
Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?
*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*
No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest
Tracer:Alright everyone, lets show em what we’re made of
His Holiness Father Stelios:
If your new skull starts buzzing at you, your immediate thought might be “oh god its haunted” because you are stupid. It is not haunted. Theres a wasp in it.
There is more than one wasp in it.
There is a nest of wasps in it.
MONTY????????
help.
there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room
what kills a slug that won't make a snake attack me
the internet said salt kills slugs so imma just toss a bunch of salt all over the floor and hope it dies or evaporates or something
so i ended up throwing salt all over my kitchen floor, texting my fam to keep my dog out of there, and going to bed. i woke up to my mom finding "piss-like-goo" all over the floor because the slug/snake had melted. and apparently that slug thingy was "a regular" who "visted often" and my mom named it gary. rip to gary i guess
imagine showing up to your sidechicks house and her blind son is there this time and he just throws acid on you bc he can’t see and you end up melting into a piss-like-glue
hmmm I'm not sure I'm liking the narrative of my mom fucking a slug named gary
when you are just hanging out
Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast
my cartoon for yesterday’s @guardian review
#library
p.s. my new book: tomgauld.com
This could be me. The bride, I mean.
this bitch empty, TWEET
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.
Corvids are just the best
i love birds so much
It’s Upside Down Time!
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
From Kasia Babis.
whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.
I see this all the time with people bringing up paramedics. “You want 15$ an hour as a burger flipper! I made less than that as an EMT!”
Yeah and it was wrong to pay YOU that little too. You got overworked and underpaid and the amount of money the McDonalds employee in the drive through gets has no bearing what so ever on what an EMT makes. Pay the EMT more too.
it distresses me that anyone whose job it is to save my fucking life is making less now than i was in an office job in 2007.
Unless ur in healthcare. U still get less.
Rich celebrities should be responding to the COVID-19 pandemic like this or they shouldn't be saying anything at all.
There are celebrites far richer than them sobbing and acting like they're in the same boat as the rest of us with an abundance of money and supplies while doing nothing to actually help. This isn't the first time Rob and kaitlin have used their money for good and it certainly wont be the last.
