[fallingtowers]

yo Mr white check out the banquet table. there's pheasant and aspic and roast suckling pig. this place is straight up magical. bitch

[fallingtowers]

jesse no you can't eat or drink anything. or you'll be trapped in the fey realm forever. jesse

[bloodenjoyer]

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

[dynamohedron]

[areallycreativeusername]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[modogoblin]

[oldkamelle]

[finalfantasyvii]

[powerfulwizard]

Cashier: that’ll be $7.99

The Botfly Larvae sticking out of my forehead:

[tchaikovskaya]

had to be there i guess

[jeffgerstmann]

[thefabfreak]

[epilepticsaints]

[monkeyjungle]

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

[ratfuck]

who’s THERE?!?!

[monkeyjungle]

[albertnatural]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[guerrillatech]

[rosieposiepuddingnpie]

Just in case anyone wanted a source.

The article also goes on to say:

The top five occupations that had higher than a 50% mortality rate increase during the pandemic include cooks, line workers in warehouses, agricultural workers, bakers and construction laborers.

[angelicguy]