i love how shane has zero awareness of how cool he actually is and how much people are dying to talk to him but they keep a Respectful Distance because he's such a mythic bitch
shane gets semi tipsy at one team event and starts talking about some strategy he saw or hockey history book he read and everyone is focused immediately hanging onto every word - until he abruptly stops himself because he thinks he's being Unbearable Only Hockey Guy again when in reality the entire league looks at shane like he's holding some hockey secret fountain of talent that will make them talented too
and when he DOES end up relaxed enough to share something personal everyone is even MORE invested and trying not to spook him and trying to keep him talking and making jokes because Oh My God Shane Hollander is talking to them, Shane Hollander is Cooler and Funnier than originally anticipated (and everyone already thought he was a legend)
this is also SO frustrating for ilya especially when they're out and people are openly flirting with shane and eating up every word that comes out of his mouth (he also opens up a lot more when he's with ilya because duh but this makes everyone MORE infatuated with him) and ilya just watches everyone fall in love with his husband while he shifts between possessively glaring at anyone who looks a little Too adoring and being full of his own admiration for shane and rubbing his thigh under the table
but then they go home and shane's like shit i probably talked too much about hockey right? or wait did i interrupt the rookies too much? we should've tipped the bartender more he was so nice all evening
and ilya is seeing red both because this man can't see how incredible he is while everyone else can AND because this man is in fact his
can someone tell me from a scale of my neighbor who hasn't been here for 5+ years so nature has reclaimed his car to Messi, how famous would Shane Hockey Boy Hollander be in Canada?
fairy shane tending to his little garden😩 he takes it soooo seriously everyday when shane and ilya do their chores ilya goes around and mops and vacuums and does dishes and shane flys from window sill to window sill and then out into the back garden so he can hump and fuck and cum all over all the plants🥺 they both flop down onto the couch when theyve completed their respective tasks and ilya is like 'wooww good job маленький you take such good care of our garden you work so hard you must be so hungry' and then shane suckles the tip of ilyas cock until he cums and shane eats it allll up because ilyas right he Does do such a good job and he Does work so hard and he Is so hungry🥰🥰🥰
i feel insane i literally feel fucking insane soup why are you doing this to me why must you torture me with the smuttiest and hottest fairy!shane scenarios imagineable..........never stop.....
mmm fairy shane who can control plants a little making like?? a sex machine?? for himself for when ilyas not around and he's feeling lazy but still needs to cum hes got like a devils horns or a gollum jade and he's moving it with his??? pixie dust ??? (idk i haven't thought this through i just wanted to write more plant fucking) so that it can fuck in and out of his pussy soo deep inside of him and hes just laying there taking it and hes soooo Wet the nectar is getting everywhere his lil tiny baby cunt is fucking Drooling and because theres so much
omg new thought omg
because there is so much nectar while he is 'taking care of' plants that he can stuff up his little pussy instead of just grinding on/humping as he fucks them they like? expand? get girthy-er? and while hes riding up and down or using magic to make them fuck up into him his itty bitty cunt is stretching with every thrust wider and wider and then ilya finds him and is like 'wow you are so loose look how thick my plants are because you take such good care of them they are so big but you are so stretchy so accommodating so good such a hungry hole hungry for cock' and then whips his dick out and fucks the tip in cause shane's pussy is stretched out soo much that it fits and there is So Much nectar fucking oozing out of him🥰🥰🥰
but yeah! fairy shane using his magic to make ilyas succulent garden one of those auto-dildo-fucking things from porn❤️
hope im not spamming you to much with all the plant fucking but i may have? unlocked a new kink? and its driving me crazy🥳
the concept of fairy!shane having lil plushies that he uses as beanbags/lil places to nap........him being all cuddly and sleepy and curling up on the tummy of a palm pal i am Crying
fairy!shane getting plushies... but have u considered him getting figures to frot against to make ilya jealous..... there is a world of possibility there....
like a ken doll with curly hair like ilya... he looks like you.... if only he could fuck like you....
dying bc i'm just imagining fairy!shane seeing a ken doll for the first time and genuinely getting excited abt it and begging ilya to buy it (he's chilling secretly in ilya's hoodie while they walk around walmart or smth) and ilya's like "shane......you realize he does not have a cock right?" and shane's like What. and ilya's like "yes...these are toys for children they do not have genitalia." and shane's just
fairy!ilya and fairy!shane because they've been a constant brain worm. i think ilya would be like, way chiller than shane as a fairy, because he'd be trying to play it cool, but shane would clock his ass in two seconds. fairy!ilya stays small most of the time, so my thought is that the firs photo was taken by fairy!svetlana or fairy!cliff while they were having a friend day. fairy!shane is like, Super bratty and Does Not Care, and he's Big a lot of the time once he gets the strength to stay Big
(inspired by @ilyasmole fairy!shane au. lmk if you want me to take this down)
im thinking abt the first time ilya and fairy!shane start Experimenting w how much shane's little pussy can take....... shane is of course insistent that it's Magic and can fit much more than you'd think but ilya isn't convinced. he does Not want to hurt this small fairy (this small fairy who has only been living with him for a week at this point - yes they are already doin shit like this by this point i mean ilya literally ate shane's pussy the day they met keep up) and also the thought of just getting to play with shane's pussy for a little while sounds Very Good to him. as it would.
so they settle on ilya's bed and shane lays flat on his back, legs open, already dripping and sticky and flushed. and ilya lays out all the tiny things they talked about trying to fit inside. they vary little in size to the human eye but to shane they are all massively different. items like bracelet beads, matches, pens, the rounded cap of a marker, a double a battery, etc. just things ilya had laying around his house (ofc later on he starts buying things online specifically for this purpose but rn they're just working w what they got) that look like they'd fit inside shane.
so ilya carefully and meticulously puts things into shane's pussy for about an hour. and it's fucking incredible for shane, who gets to just lay there all twitchy and oversensitive and dribbling a constant stream of nectar while he gets played with. ilya hasn't had too much experience with shane's pussy at this point other than tasting it, so he takes his time looking at it, analyzing it. he vows mentally to buy a magnifying glass so he can inspect it further. he gently rubs the warm, wet heat with his thumb, obsessed with the way shane's tiny folds feel against his skin. he carefully scissors shane open with his index and middle, brow furrowing with arousal when he sees how shane's pussy looks all open and wide.
he takes his time with each item, hushing shane softly when he whimpers and moans. he almost feels like he's doing some kind of weird science experiment, doing tests, proving hypotheses, learning things. and in a way he is, but he just happens to be doing the experiment on a very handsome very tiny and very horny fairy.
when they get to the battery, shane is looking up at ilya with an expression that looks completely gone. he's come so many times on so many different little objects, nectar is everywhere and he's warm and tingly and obviously he's in subdrop. he no longer really recognizes himself, just wants to be used as a little experiment for ilya, made to lay there on ilya's duvet and have things inserted into him over and over again. he fucking loves it, it's probably the best he's ever felt in his life.
the battery is by far the thickest thing they've tried, and shane feels himself go a little cross-eyed as it stretches him wide, slips into him so easily and goes so deep. he lets out a quiet sob of pleasure and ilya makes a cooing sound, murmurs, "you're okay, malysh" as he continues to push it further inside. he gives shane the index finger on his free hand and shane laps at it with tears in his eyes, pulsing nectar around the battery.
"is not too big?" ilya asks once it's fully seated within shane, and shane just looks up at him hazily and shakes his head.
"s'not too big," he whimpers, "need more, ilya."
and ilya's THROBBING in his jeans and all he wants to do is take his cock out and place shane's pussy on top of it and see just exactly how much he can manage to fit inside there - if any - but shane's so overstimulated and he definitely needs a break, as much as he'd deny it.
"let's make you come one more time," ilya says with a gentle smile, thumbing the tip of the battery and rotating it slowly against shane's inner walls, "just one more time, okay?"
shane nods, barely able to speak, "okay." and five seconds later ilya's got him crying and moaning and shivering and shaking while ilya carefully removes the battery and carries his fucked-out little fairy to the sink.
idk what fairy!Shane eats/drinks but i’m assuming he needs to have a lot of sugar (bc it just seems like he would?) and i’m imagining Ilya getting him a bunch of hummingbird feeders for around the house!!
like can you imagine how cute fairy Shane would look on these and Ilya could get him little straws to drink the sugar water from them 🥰
ohhhhhhhhhhh my god stop this is so cute fdsjfhdbf i think it's so soft to think abt the ways ilya would make fairy!shane more comfortable in his big house. like he's always coming up w new things that makes life easier for his lil fairy. like for example i think he bought one of those countertop fridges and he keeps chopped veggies & fruits and other small things shane can eat inside there in lil baggies. so whenever shane's hungry he can just go yank open his lil fridge and grab a snack.
“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“
“Haas, where are you right now?”
“The club by the hotel.”
“And he’s not in the bathroom?”
“No.”
“Not on the roof?”
“No.”
“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”
“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”
“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”
“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”
“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”
“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”
“Did anyone bring up sushi?”
“He didn’t say he wanted-“
“Just answer the question.”
“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“
“He’s at the pier.”
“What?”
“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”
“… How do you know that?”
“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”
Obviously let a thousand blossoms bloom and all that but I personally cant get on board with those Ilya as a 24/7 dom fics. To me Ilya is one of those girlies on tiktok talking about how they love turning off their brain around their man.
90% of The Cottage was him following Shane around twirling his hair about being treated like a princess. "My man carrying my bags😊. My man cooking me burgers😊 My man buying me cokes😊 My man making me wear water shoes😊 My man planning the next 20 years of our future😊"
People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.
Okay so Ilya has been gone for like three days, he went to see Svetlana or something, and Shane was stuck in Ottawa doing a series of local TV spots and they wanted both Ilya and Shane but Yuna said no because they weren’t paying enough to begin with and it’s practically community service anyway, not enough for Ilya to cancel his trip, so like Shane stays home but when Ilya gets back in he can’t even go pick him up because he’s in the middle of a shoot but Shane tracks Ilya’s flight and then his location (you know they have each other’s fucking location fucking triangulated constantly) and he’s sees that he’s home and Shane is pushing the fucking speed limit but then he’s home, keying into the house and Ilya is right there in the kitchen, leaning against the island and freshly showered and wearing the most temporary clothes possible (tank top and basketball shorts, dick outline prominent since no boxers) and he’s grinning and he’s so beautiful and he’s opening his arms saying “did you miss me, malysh?” And Shane launches himself at him, kissing and biting and twisting his fingers in his hair and he’s walking Ilya back towards the stairs and the bedroom but he’s just shoving Ilya’s shorts down and that makes them trip a little and land on the floor and Shane gets on top of him and shoves ilya’s shirt up and Shane’s still in slacks but he straddles Ilya and gets his own fly open and licks Ilya’s happy trail and gets his cock in his mouth just to get him wet and then takes them both in hand and Shane’s knocking their foreheads together and is talking a little wild like-
“Don’t make plans in the summer anymore.”
“Yes malysh—“
“You’re fucking mine from june to august, missed you so much baby—“
“I know, I’m home, i’m here—“
And they’re both so close and it hurts a little so Shane spits on them both between them, letting in drip slow over their cocks, and Ilya’s head knocks against the ground when Shane gets them both in hand again and Ilya comes first and that slicks the way for Shane to topple over the edge, landing in a heavy heap on top of Ilya’s chest.
“So…” Ilya starts, combing his fingers through shane’s hair while they catch their breath. “Am I not yours from September to May?”
“Shut up.”
“I just want to know when I am available for work engagements, playing hockey—“
Shane kisses him hard, wrapping a hand around Ilya’sn sensitive cock. “You’re unavailable, always. You play hockey when I say. Clear enough for you?”
Ilya wraps his arms around Shane, a low rumble of contentment in his chest. “Yes. Good to know.”
