do what u want before ur dead

This is my trash blog. I write porn on the AO3, requests open. 💕💜💙

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[unapologeticallyapologetic]

S I G H H H H

Oh, to be a dragon from a 15th century German Jewish manuscript wearing a long, silly hat.

[grapplingwithadhd]

Eddie Kingston backstage promo, AEW Dynamite #321

[insomniac-arrest]

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

[alwaysbelieveintheshield]

Watching Moxley’s slow descent into a cowardly shadow of his former self, I’m reminded of a truth many are too scared to embrace about our Mox.

As it is Halloween, it feels like the right time to share.

Beneath the blood and viscera, behind the sadism and the ultra-violence, there are still glimpses of him underneath it all.

Subby, twink boy Dean Ambrose.

On this Hallowed Eve, may he rise again!

[salemshotspot]

This is the only post on this app by the way

[breelandwalker]

Outlive the motherfucker. That's what you're going to do. Survive and thrive out of sheer spite if necessary. Live for the day that nature takes it's course and you wake up in a world that no longer has them in it.

Apply where applicable. Repeat as necessary.

[thegreenpea]

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD

[breelandwalker]

Okay, THIS? This is how I want to find out.

[philosophyofhedonism]

How does one acquire an email job? Or even spreadsheets? I wish my job was slide decks.

[questintheskies]

[mesterspets]

New piece! Am calling her “Skör” (fragile in Swedish).

Assembled from strips of lace, a doily, and some fiddly needle lace and crochet for the teeth. Starched with diluted wood glue.

Perfect in time for Halloween!

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

@eonars

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[aniseandspearmint]

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[xanaxfarts]

Bats getting glamour shots

[music-wrestling-nascar-fangirl]

[godshideouscreation]

[godshideouscreation]

[valtsv]

things i'm afraid of:

1. being so emotionally dishonest and socially inept that nothing i say or do is ever taken seriously even in my time of greatest need

2. sincerity

[valtsv]

[winter-wise]

Me: gosh I sure am having a nice day with all my blood inside my body

The villainous vampire:

[mamawasatesttube]

superman is just such a perfect character concept. what if the nicest guy in the entire world could eat guns