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I am a cissexual bisexual female person in high school, if you really needed to know. And I'm on mobile. Yes it sucks. -- Pokemon -- Zelda -- SSB -- and more! I love helping people through hard times, so feel free to open up to me if you feel like talking to a stranger ^-^

[prokopetz]

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

[dark-pika]

And that someone is Wolverine.

[thesonicscrew]

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

[insertnerdyjokehere]

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?

[natitheking29]

yo fox we wrote you a script

[frenchpa-da]

I hear explosions outside.

I stand up from my bed.

I walk toward my window.

I look to the sky.

I see fireworks launched by my neighbours.

I open the window.

My neighbours are singing the Star Spangled Banner.

In their garden, little American flags in their bands.

You don’t see anything weird, do you ?

Well I’ll tell you.

I’m french.

And I’m in fucking France right now.

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[outta-thiswrld]

I spat my drink omfg

[staycuteandcozy]

Where was this twenty minutes ago when my family pulled this shit

[doladdar]

Adam and leave

[wilbr]

[ourtwobodiesintoonepinkcasket-d]

im really good at giving advice that i am completely unable to follow and dont really understand

51/148 (via ourtwobodiesintoonepinkcasket)

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’m so chill for someone who has severe anxiety

[baeyan-deactivated20180829]

one major reason why we don’t have free/affordable higher education in the united states:

1) the military industrial complex requires wars to profit off of

2) wars require people to fight in them

3) many underprivileged people join the military in order to escape the cycle of poverty and/or go to college; for a lot of americans it’s the only feasible way out

4) if higher education was affordable, poor and working class people would not need to join the military to go to school

5) military enlistment rates would drop and that is bad for the system because…(see #2)

woops

[phobialicious]

Pissed off

No problem telling you off & gives non stop dirty looks: Scorpio,Taurus,Leo

Will physically fight you: Libra,Aries,Cancer

Keeps their emotions to themselves until they explode: Gemini,Capricorn,Aquarius

Gets so mad that they cry:

Pisces,Virgo,Sagittarius

[dontbeanassbutt]

are you shitting me

[equinoks]

[dizzieskizze]

#40/721 Phantump

Omg I need to start doing these daily like I said.

[wachi-delectrico]

I’ve finally been able to do this, and I gotta admit, I’m fairly pleased with how it turned out. I can try to make the full evolutionary lines, but only if people want me to.

[attorneytrash]

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

really troy

really 

really

[whatladybird]

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

he would have seen

who Ryan was actually interested in

THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

[deliasmithpancakes]

Akinator is starting to gt real fucking specific with the details of Dan and Phil’s lives….

[jesstaras]

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

this website is so toxic 

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”