A cute info graphic on Imbolc, see the image for original author.
Definitely going to take this into account when celebrating 😊😊

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A cute info graphic on Imbolc, see the image for original author.
Definitely going to take this into account when celebrating 😊😊
Mmmm lesbian mermaids based of me and my gf 😌
Bakugou calling Kirishima his little shark
That's it that's the post
Yes.
Disaster on discord:
At the Bakugou household
Mitsuki: hey Kirishima, what would you like on your toast?
Kirishima: honey!
Katsuki, exhausted: yeah little shark?
Kirishima:
Katsuki:
Mitsuki: ',:)
Katsuki: aaaaa*AAAAA*
Me:
HEODJSLAKPDFK
Bakugou calling Kirishima his little shark
That's it that's the post
Yes.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
This fucking site…
Just- yes
I just realized I seek validation from otome characters because not enough people actually care about me. Oops
“LET’S START A RIOT”~ Riot by Three Days Grace
The protests that are happening right now are essential! These protests are for:
Kieth Childress
Bettie Jones
Kevin Matthews
Michael Noel
Michael Lee Marshall
George Floyd
Roy Nelson
Miguel Espinal
Nathaniel Pickett
Alonzo Smith
Anthony Ashford
104 unarmed black people killed in 2015
And so many more
ACAB BLACK LIVES MATTER
I just asked my dad if I can go for a walk and said
“Walk....can I go..for?”
An angel plummeting toward hell after the fall
Happy birthday to one of my bestest friends! I know she doesn’t have this app but she’s such a wonderful person that I believe she deserves this. This is to the nights spent talking about random stuff and crying, the nights where you were questioning your feelings towards your crush, the nights where I needed someone, and the nights where you needed someone. Here’s to the nights where we made it! I love you so much Celia, you mean the world to me and although you won’t see this I still want to say it. I have the bestest friend ever and I am forever grateful that the beings above brought her into my life. Thank you for the best time these past few years, I can’t wait to make more memories and I can’t wait to see where you’ll go @nightburger
That moment when the nightmares get so bad that you just decide to not sleep lol
♥️♥️They’re so pretty, it hurts♥️♥️
♥️♥️I’m not talking bout boys♥️♥️
♥️♥️I’m talking bout girls♥️♥️
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villancikos:
The Anatomy of a mermaid
yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:
it just doesnt work
yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic
this asks more questions than it answers. they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly? and where did the tail come from?
[proto whale]
[orca skelly]
whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin. the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//. and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs.
[walrus skelly]
which brings us to the walrus. as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal. if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely. which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted.
which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//? because whatever that is? it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea. it is not your distant kin. it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//.
maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth.
or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells.
or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake.
or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back. waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting.
Jesus Christ back up a minute buddy
this is the art prompt of this godforesaken century
“And all I loved, I loved alone.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
I think the thing a lot of people miss about Aphrodite is that, while she’s the goddess of love, she’s more so the goddess of passion
Think about myths involving Aphrodite. They’re not just stories of how attractive she is (but that’s true too). She’s smart and emotional and knows how to turn a situation to suit her needs.
Aphrodite is with you when you love someone, but also when you’re so angry you can barely speak. When you’re so excited about a subject that you’re going to burst if you don’t tell someone. When you’re so happy about a new outfit that nothing can phase you.
She’s the intensity of emotion on all spectrums. And it’s wonderful.