Colonel Sassacre Is My Ex-Husband

Aliens? In your home? It's more likely than you think.

[sovietnam]

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[bippus]

Fuuuuck

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[ozempicofficial]

[quantumshade]

marge simpson actually had such a big crush on ringo starr because she knew that if she got to marry him then she'd gain possession of half of the elf stones. the elf stones that ringo star has in his possession.

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

[c3po]

whats plur

[rcktpwr]

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

[c3po]

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[stabble]

Taako is a chef wizard in a d&d campaign where the main antagonist is THE HUNGER and the podcast gets so intense by the time that's revealed that it took me three relistens to realize that's hilarious

[anxiousleftist]

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

[anxiousleftist]

Happy anniversary to this post 💕🌈♿️

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[diamondguls]

i have no quarrel with the cavalry soldier riding the horse. my enemy is the horse itself

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

[ex0skeletal]

Happy Pride Month! Here is a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal]

It’s that time again! Happy Pride Month! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day 2020! Still celebrating

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride Month! Still extremely bi and having a great time!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2022!! I become more bisexual and powerful with each passing year!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2023! Still celebrating being a big ol’ queer!

(You can buy this shirt here from a queer-owned business btw)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2024! More bisexual than ever!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Celebrating pride 2025 despite all this fucking bullshit! We are not going away!!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy pride 2026!!! I’m so fucking sleepy!!!! And still incredibly bisexual