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it's mine! You can't take it! Come back with a warrant

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[segamascott]

america please just collapse already

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

[smoothestjazz]

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

[bones-arent-real]

It is genuinely so infuriating that Wikipedia's official policy is to misgender anyone who uses neopronouns

[lauxesa2]

hey so this is actually a huge problem. one of the largest, most influential information databases on the internet does not respect nonbinary people’s identities enough to annoy their non-left audience. we need to be louder about this.

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[cronenburger]

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[closet-keys]

I have been very worried about my friend Ahmed (@ahmed-motaz). He has gone so long without access to clean water, nutritious food, medicine, and adequate shelter, and it is taking an extreme toll on his body. The depths of his hunger are physically painful, and his anemia leaves him dizzy. He recently fainted and his family found him unconscious. He desperately needs funds for medicine and food. Please help him.

[ahmed-motaz]

My friends, I feel like I'm living my last days because hunger and anemia have ravaged my health. Every day that passes without medicine and food causes me even more pain. Please stand by me so I can buy medicine and food. Please stand by me and don't leave me so I can survive this anemia and hunger.

[akrothan]

chat, how do we feel about butch!ragatha

[theonion]

Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was fun, but we’ve got our fill,” the report read in part, adding that after a couple weeks of watching men from places like Italy, Bulgaria, or wherever kick the ball back and forth, Americans were ready to thank everyone involved and move on to something else.

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[witchchild]