What

Truly idk

[pervertvampire]

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[zintersoldier]

anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

[ge-nde-rr-env-y]

zac going "hey let me know if this is too weird and out there and ill do something else" about a pretty reasonable stretch of the male gymnastics ability truly 5 minutes after ally pulled that fuckin bullshit with the clown bit is. god thats so me. zac buddy. youre fine.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[scattergoriesofevil]

A jaded vampire who accidentally discovers SSRIs and now wants to just chill and pick up some hobbies is the most Ally Beardsley take on an immortal predator. He still eats people but he doesn’t want his whole unlife to be ABOUT that, you know? Blood raves are out. A pottery studio is in.

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[pyupa]

heyyy guys and whats up *gets super close*

[dilfsisko]

(image ID: an incredibly close up picture of a deep sea chimaera. white text below the creature's head read 'copyright andy murch sharksandrays.com'./end ID)

[dovesndecay]

Brennan, the comrade that you are.

Brennan: "[As you talk about investing in this town] you can watch as their eyes glaze over a little bit --"

Ally: "'Cause they're not staying."

Brennan: "[...] Some of them are talking about San Francisco or Seattle, other far-flung places. In other words, you guys talk about investing in this town ... I think either the kids are like, 'Cool! I'm a Junior. I've got one year left here.' or even if they're not, they're going like 'how long does it take to make a town good?'

You're watching a little bit of youth, and there's something very beautiful in youth in terms of their aspirations. But I think you can see, in the aspirations of many of these young people, there is a single-minded focus on the personal ambitions of their own life.

I will go to where life is good, and when I get there, I will be deemed worthy, and they will welcome me into the place where life is already good without me having to make it good. It is a cultural point of view that is only too familiar to you where they go, "I don't want to get my hands in this place and make it work. It already works somewhere, and someone will open a door and let me in."

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

The fact Zac Oyama is playing a hot sexy 80s vampire rn and is barely getting hit on by the table with his hotness being more of a gag but back when he played a 90 year old cowboy they were all salivating for him.

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[owlet]

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

[owlet]

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

[headspace-hotel]

This and also "your body is desperately trying to alert you to the fact that stress is killing you"

[an-ruraiocht]

genuinely feels like this sums up so many online interactions

(for the record, madeline is a dual citizen who has lived a lot of time in both the US and the UK, she speaks knowledgeably)

[an-ruraiocht]

also an important addition from the replies

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]