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Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Three Goblin Art
Discoholic 🪩
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
#extradirty
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)
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AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
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@pickinglilahs
So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments
I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET
@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem
Fuck it. Imma pin this cause it's too dam useful to lose
Lowkey I dont think people know how annoying I actually am irl. Im a little shit man. Im like 90% sure its just the adhd, being heard of hearing or the fact this is rural ohio but heres some examples
"Could you give me a hand?"
"No sorry I need both of mine." While handing it to them.
Says "puts sass back into inventory" out loud
Says "Its giving racism" every time something bad happens to a poc character
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"No sorry its residents only" while showing them where the bathroom is
*as someone who hates gambling* How much you wanna bet? Ill pull out my piggy bank right now
Says hello to each butterfly, flower, garden gnome I see.
Tells the moon goodnight.
Says "God damn apollo" when the sun gets in my eyes.
Talks during movies (unfortunately. I hate myself for it too)
Will ask you to repeat what you said because my brain didnt catch the first peice and then immediately go "Oh okay" 2 seconds later after I process.
Will go "WHAT?" Across the room because I often mishear and think youre talking about the most random thing (Father today said "Should I put the roof on now?" And I heard "Were hoofing the cow" so I asked what cow and he said "what??" And I said "what??")
"Dont you sass me!"
"Actually im putting my sass pants on right now as we speak!"
Activly talks to rolley pollys and plants.
Lets spiders crawl on my finger and then get freaked out cause theres a spider on my finger
Will ligit hiss at people or grumble/growl like a pouty cat.
Has activly caught ringworm three times from catching coons fox cy-otes and wild cats (including a bob cat kit)
Has drank from the stream next to a deer before. Said deer followed me half way home.
I have a murder of crows that I feed and they mock me often (assholes)
Says "You aint got nuthin to do with dagon nobody" ... I graduated two years early...Ive completed college prep classes with 91% average.
*walks around barefoot regardless of weather*
*screams at strangers for littering*
Had a pet coon for about 2 days then he ran away and I never saw him again.
I put corn in my cornbread and folks round here seem to not like that there very much.
Brings a sort of hickness to the party not a lot of fellas seem to like.
I think you and I may be the same person 🤣
"God loves you" God put my ass in rural ohio knowing there aint shit here for me to do and then proceeded to make me allergic to all the shit there is to do.
sirius who cried the first time regulus accidentally fell asleep on his shoulder during the potter's Christmas Eve celebration after he finally left grimmauld place and went to live with them too
oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
I feel like it’s a
duty to reblog such a
natural treasure
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Nothing quite like applying to jobs at midnight to abate the existential crisis
I don’t agree with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on many things. Anything, really. Except for his virulent hatred of 19th century Mormons. We share that.
IT JUST KEPT GOING AND GOING! It was the first Sherlock Holmes story I read because I wanted to read them chronologically by publish date and I was like “Oh. Why is this suddenly a western borderline horror novella about the evils of Mormonism on the American frontier? Are all SH stories going to have this sudden narrative piece in the middle?” AND NO. ACD WAS JUST VERY FIRED UP ABOUT MORMONISM.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday
it's already tuesday
just as i theorized.
People who use AI for everything have the brain of an abandoned shopping mall
Yall on here will never know I say Winduh, bowilin ohil, dat dere, or dagum ting irl.
Everyone, the internet will only ever read my texts in their own head voices.
Think about how many of dem dere hicks is amongst yas.
Hey you! You want me to write your characters kissing?
Slots have opened up for OC writing works.
They will be 10 USD per 1000 words. Art to go with it will be half off.
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Must be able to explain characters' behavior in detail, paypal or cashapp preferred, no refunds once document is sent. 3 alterations are permitted. Document can be sent through PDF or Docs.
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Some of yall be so right about ladies never knowing what they want to eat. My mom just said shes hungry, when I asked her what she wanted to eat, she said I dont know, when I started naming things I can cook for her, she yelled at me for overwhelming her.
Fr Like.. just.. starve then, I guess??
"Im hungry"
Okay :) what do you want to eat?
"STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! YOU'RE OVERWHELMING ME!"
..... okay..
Raising your parents nowadays is hard.
my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry
reading comprehension questions:
might there be a reason this post resonates with a lot of women?
can you describe the phenonemon of learned helplessness? give an example.
in what ways might the gender pay gap have influenced this post?
in most cultures, women are expected to do the majority of childrearing and domestic work, even if they also work outside of the home. in what ways does this influence the post?
What the fuck is wrong with doing a MAN'S laundry? You just throw it in with your own wtf this app never ceases to amaze me especially if it's your MAN what the fuck????
^ this is your brain on man’s laundry 🍳
me every time i remember barty canonically killed his dad
1. it’s not worth repeating anymore bc it has a life of its own now but that post was in fact a very personal musing on a real life situation I was in rather than a broad commentary on misogyny (though obviously it’s struck a nerve bc I was experiencing misogyny in the relationship) and this tag is the only one to accurately get the sentiment
2. and I wouldn’t 😎💅🏻
