Wasting My Time

First of all, if you're here, I'm so sorry. Second, tell me how I can make your day better- if you'd like, let's go out for coffee. I'm Tyler and I just kinda reblog things. It's nice to meet you please stay.

[world-of-us-n-bowie]

Weird, Swedish class portrait

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Yes… ME!!!

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

[chongoblog]

should I blast him…?!

I need more context before answering such a heavy question

What crimes has he committed?

[jame7t]

A little bit stinky

[chongoblog]

Fire At Will

[mythologymadness]

GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D

low effort Olympian memes :)

ZEUS

POSEIDON

HADES

HERA

DEMETER

HESTIA

APOLLO

ARTEMIS

ATHENA

HEPHAESTUS

ARES

APHRODITE

DIONYSUS

HERMES

[hornraven]

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

[direhuman]

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[zukriuchen]

there they are

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

what I wanna see more in media r painfully average people being lgbt, let the 40 year old school janitor be trans, let the grandpa who just sits on his porch be bi, let the girl who's on her way to an office job be lesbian, let the guy who's at the same bus stop everyday be nonbinary, and so on and so forth, idk I don't know why people always expect lgbt ppl to be this alt fashion teen/young adult and stuff when sometimes it's literally just some guy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I died, point blank, shot through the heart, dead as a nail. The dream didn’t stop though, I didn’t wake up or anything. It just kept going on without me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

shot through the heart, dead as a nail, darlin’, you give dreams a bad name

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[chavdog]

vibe managers

[minouminouminou]

@ifun this is too much good info to leave in the tags.

[duskargentum]

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

[duskargentum]

[emil]

im really trying not to be mean because this is a harmless thing to do and looks like it takes skills but im so so so baffled at the twitter artist who shrinks real people to have gnomelike proportions

[emil]

theyve succeeded in making an artistic niche and have a lot of followers so im really happy for them but what am i looking at? there's a lot of better call saul ones

good for this guy

[tiktaalic]

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

[tiktaalic]

please drink water thers a little fish in you and you’re killing her

[rqqu]

“you have to work to live” bro food is literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons. work is a contrivance and unnatural. 

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[earhartsease]

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

[kipplekipple]

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

[probablynotcavolo]

OKAY— so i LOVE this painting, it’s in the St. Louis Art Museum, and on a tour i found out the story. it’s not a naked dude, at all. It’s actually a smaller depiction of her, she’s a sex worker! She’s showing off her advertising for her services. It’s a really cool historical example of sex work, and a gorgeous painting to see in person.

[sew-birb]

So that grin is her going:

“That’s me!!”

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[macleod]

The world is becoming colorless, why?

source paper - tweet