Uuuuhhh

I forgot about this blog for a LONG TIME jfc. not sure if i want to keep it around.

[pickorii]

LMAO

y’all i forgot about this account

i don’t know if i’m gonna keep it, delete it, or change it into something else

[skygenders]

Best Tumblr Responses 

[supagirl]

[cryingattheorgy-deactivated2018]

Me as hell

[sexworkerhumor]

Fighting whorephobia one smile at a time!

[interludemono]

Can we talk about this willow smith tweet??

[zodiaccity]

Why Virgos Can’t Deal With Fake, Phony & Fraudulent People

[australianpikachu]

Borders between countries

1) India and Nepal

2) Kenya and Tanzania

3) Argentina and Brazil

4) Norway and Sweden

5) Lesotho and South Africa

6) France and Italy

7) Poland and Belarus

8) Senegal and The Gambia

9) Spain and Portugal

10) US and Mexico

Inspired by this

[cafelatte-caramelmacchiato]

Tristeza

[midnight-sun-rising]

Wow. I had no idea other countries didn’t surround their borders as we do.

[finlexe-deactivated20170111]

I was so interested until I saw US and Mexico and was instantly sad

[sinningpoe-deactivated20170606]

stop the infantilization of asian girls

stop the dehumanization of asian girls

stop the demonization of asian girls

stop the stereotyping and hate against asian girls 

[pepperandpals]

Yell at the Marshmallow

[pickorii]

Me: is okay for a few days

Me: oh my god I faked my entire illness I'm just a manipulative monster who pretends to be crazy oh my god I should do something destructive because I hate myself

Me: wait a second

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[lifeisalldynamics-deactivated20]

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

[clownn-townn]

What if it bites me in the middle of the woods and no one I around to hear it?

[gayratrights]

It’s Shia LaBeouf

[cig--daddy-deactivated20160406]

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

[hellotvtokyo]

A lot of women like Vegeta.

[horrorsoflife]

[raphael2054]

worst prom photos ever

[the-moritz-situation-deactivate]

Noone… like Gaston

[ultrafacts]

Surendra now has his own business, Letters In Ink, with the bulk of his work dedicated to addressing envelopes for wedding invitations. He also designs monograms for use in everything from embossing stationary to embroidering on pillowcases. But not all of his work is permanently preserved, such as writing chalkboard menus in restaurants.

More pictures of his work can be found here: [x]

(Fact Source)

[medicaster]

This is amazing

[zchr-deactivated20130120]

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

[piglii]

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

[kiersatan]

#’wait am i a gay man’

[askenjonine]

[twowhovianhearts]

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

[coldironthrone]

That may cause a lot of confusion…

[shirlcyjackson]

I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.

[benedoodle-cumberpoodle]

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

You got your Voldemorts