Professional Turd Polisher

"....It says here you went kerouac for 22 years on everyone's ass." She/they 33+

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[vaspider]

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

[vexwerewolf]

[pngblog]

[academicblorbo]

The photo is not very good and I still need to wash and iron it, but I couldn't wait to show my first ever big cross stitch project;

Love how it turned out, especially with the green embroidery thread (cotton thread on linen)

[snow124-art]

Darcy and Elizabeth in manhwa style owo

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[himynameisemail]

[thereosobsessions]

[shit-goblins-r-us]

@northern-spies is this true

[northern-spies]

Michelle would propose it, Orla would start seasoning him to unnerve him, and Erin and/or Claire would convince them to wait until they're sure there isn't another food source. They'd go foraging and Claire would accidentally eat a deliriant. Orla would too, but be totally unaffected. James would build a crude spear and stab some fish. Claire would climb a tree and have to be coaxed down. Once she's back on the ground, she'd be raving about how there's a whole civilization just a kilometer away, she saw it! None of them would believe her. Orla would start a fire since she carries a lighter because she likes melting things. No one would want to eat the fish but they'd have to. There would be a joke about it being a Friday during Lent anyway. Just as the topic of eating James instead of the fish reached a boiling point where Erin and Michelle are yelling at each other, they'd be found by a search party because Claire was right, they were only a short walk from a town.

He's not getting eaten unless someone has to be eaten, but he's for sure the one they're eating if they have to eat someone.

[mossworm]

remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

[mossworm]

I think this tidbit should be more famous than his exploding cars. It's all I'll ever need to know. A real human man tried and failed to barter with a flight attendant for third base by offering to buy her a horse (that's what girls like, right?)

[mossworm]

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her si

SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250,000 in severance after she accused Elon Musk of exposing himself and offering to buy her a horse in exch

every time I bring up the horse thing at least a few people haven't heard of it, so I think it's only fair to keep mentioning it for as long as I live

[have-you-been-here]

A country where the only place you've been is an airport on a layover, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onJul 17

[burlbread]

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

[thedogeveryonehates]

[punkitt-is-here]

[felixcloud6288]

#i attempt one of these and knock myself unconscious for eight hours

[herpsandbirds]

Blue-rayed Metalmark (Lyropteryx apollonia), family Riodinidae, Manu, Peru

photograph by Nick Volpe

[gardenofdelete998]

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

[nordicsublime]

haarkon green house tour

[dykebeckett]

dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

[puppygirllaika]

one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.