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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?
Toph: Iāve been banned from every major cityās transportation system except Omashu
Toph: I donāt know what their limit is but I will fucking find itĀ
King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:
Unstoppable object meets immovable force
[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]
Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.
Toph:ā¦
Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.
Toph: Get to the point.
Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.
Toph: Wait what the fuck
Why wasnāt this Tophās future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.Ā
My favorite part of this is āwhen I am no longer fit to ruleā because
1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point
1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded
2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.
3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.
Been awhile.. forgot to throw this on here when I got it done..... forever ago. Oops. XD @thehappysunflower88
Sero:Ā Good morning, gays. What wisdom do you bring today?
Kaminari:Ā Time isnāt real
Kirishima:Ā Boys are cute
Ashido:Ā Pizza is good
Sero:Ā Thank you, gays
kaminari, on the phone: hello, kiri? my hands are stuck in pringles tubes. both hands, yes
kaminari: look, it's not important how i dialed the number, just send help
I spent waaaayy to long on this stupid joke š
[Inspo]
Kirishima: Whatās your type?
Bakugou: ...red or black hair, red eyes, dumb, loves heroes
Kirishima: That kinda sounds like me, too bad Iām not a girl
Bakugou: Did I mention dumb?
Kirishima: Yeah
Bakugou: Okay, just making sure
Theyāre all well versed in speaking Bakugo at this point
Bakugou: Shit we're surrounded! What do we do?
Kirishima: Quick take my hand!
Bakugou: *Takes Kirishimas hand*
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Now what?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: I donāt know, I just wanted to hold your hand.
This is no where near as funny as I find it, but I'm proud of it. š
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Ochako's is still my favorite.
shipping characters
God help me Iāve started saying āoh they FUCKINā in reaction to shippy shit and my friends think Iāve lost my goddamned mind
Oh they fuuucking!!
Still dying over the accuracy.
i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.
Iā¦didnāt know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for hisĀ āloanā with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but Iām impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining hisĀ āslimy businessmanā reputation like some sort of furry The Bossā¦
Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss
Finding new material to torture your squad mom with. š„
Kiribaku for yāall
this is the second part of this one
deku doesnāt get it