let's see how far we've come.

jesse elizabeth, living in canada. awkward. food. music. fastball. volleyball.

[nbcthegoodplace]

This is the ONLY Valentine’s gift idea. 

[ladybrevity]

[ladyblueryu]

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

[lizthefangirl]

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

[ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms]

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[positivelypositivequotes]

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this sign left no survivors

[catchymemes]

[adulthooliganism]

[Video description: Sydnee McElroy opening a door to the bathroom of a hotel room. Inside is Justin, blowdrying a piece of cheesecake. He smiles and continues to do so, accidentally blowing a plastic fork into the sink. Sydnee motions for him to stop and says “You want to explain what you’re doing here?” Justin replies “The cheesecake’s frozen.” Sydnee starts to say something, but is cut off by Justin restarting the hairdryer.]

justin what the ever living fuck

[boomjob]

Fear.jpeg

OhHey.jpeg

[bazptich]

that’s valid laura

[elza32358]

1969 psychedelic ad for Pepsi.

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[memeterprise-deactivated2014112]

wrecked

[parangarico-blog]

[foolwhodreams-deactivated201809]

The greatest scene in television history.

[misstanwyck]

[annetdonahue]

The importance of consent: a narrative.

[maxontrax]

I will forever reblog this gifset.

[forsciencejohn]

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

[yamumsahamster]

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

[avatargrimes]

fire cannot kill a dragon.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

[truthseekingassbitch]

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.