[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[asterkallium]

this appeared on my dash naturally. zoomed to check the reblogs

FIRST tagged reblog, less than a minute later

[dogpuppy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[anik]

i love this guy

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[needlesknick-knacks]

adding this to list of comic quotes i think about a lot. what's an angel, i think id rather be a woman....

[villaincousland]

the thing about mothers in fiction is that a lot of fandoms seem to be under the impression that the worst thing a woman can possibly do is be a bad mother. like they can forgive deadbeat dads easily but the moment a woman is a bad or even mediocre mother she's the devil incarnate to them. and then you're like "i like her and i think she's interesting" and they immediately go "oh so you think it's okay to be a bad mother (which is the most evil thing a woman can be)". and don't even get me started on how they react to female characters who are bad stepmothers

[gahdamnpunk]

This is art! 😍

Link to the thread so you can take a closer look at the photos

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[pupwiboy]

Dick when he’s starving and the only person who can satiate it is his archenemy

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[11thfempachi]

Girls just wanna have fun

[boysweetheart]

손

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[undeadentropy]

Time knife is a form of time knife

[no-one-offical]

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[damicest]

uh huh. for sure

definitely. all my friends are saying this

[iconuk01]

Ah yes, Devin Grayson's "Inheritance" which is... a whole thing.

I mean, the above isn't even as weird as it gets... as Ollie talks about Roy...

Dear god, Ollie... o_O

Look, I know I'm weird in some of my preferences, but at least I'm addressing the situation as as consumer of fiction, not internally as if it were real.