A hellhole with random shit

A insomniac trying to get through life

[dailyedvinryding]

Edvin Ryding on instagram - 02/06/26:

Hard launching summer with my Tommy family 🤍

[brandnuu]

if shane outlives ilya he’s definitely gonna end up like that woman on my strange addiction who was addicted to carrying her dead husbands urn and eating his ashes

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson and team at the Canadian Screen Awards afterparty (via by.aikaflores)

[mutinsfromthemoon]

my hc is that ilya is more a clean freak than shane. ilya had to grow up really early after he’s mom died and his father is military so he was running that house like the navy. i bet he’s expected everything to be spotless. and even if ilya and shane started to living alone at the same time, shane always had both of his parents doing all the things they could for him. so i think shane likes things organized but he doesn’t mind a little of a mess, ilya on the other hand like the things clean. and both of them agree with no shoes inside the house and no outside clothes on the bed. so no heteronormativity in this relationship, ilya is not a messy boy and shane is not a nagging wife. i think they just argue about the best way of organizing and cleaning the house.

[memyselfandi13531]

i think there was a moment after shane finally joined the centaurs where shane and ilya sit bood down and are like. okay so this is a professional hockey team, we know that. obviously. you all work very hard and you play very well. but things are going to be different now. then, shane leans forward and is like "i came to this team first and foremost to be with my husband, yes, but i also came to this team to play hockey with ilya rozanov. to be clear, i came here to win cups. and you're going to help me do that, you're going to help us do that, you get me?" boon nods but shane's not finished. "look- when i was a kid, i decided that 7 cups was a good goal for me, and i still think that's reasonable. so what i need now from you is not your best, we're past that. what i need now is excellence, okay? what i need now is perfection." and bood's looking at ilya like "wtf dude??" and ilya’s just looking at shane and nodding.

[normal-about-hollanov]

I truly believe shane is exactly one mic'd up game away from losing that golden boy status. he is vicious. utilizing that idodetic memory for evil. every chirp is highly personalized and succinct. he's giving these men insecurities they didn't know existed before he opened his mouth. forget the weak backhand. he's referencing the fact your team has been trying to force trade you for the better part of three seasons and how your commitment to being the worst player in the western conference is perhaps the only thing you don't have issues committing to.

[chubby-cry-baby]

top 10 days of ilya’s life were definitely getting to see shane’s childhood bedroom and touching everything, he probably asked a hundred questions without breathing once - “nice room…” “what’s this” “what’s that” “yearbooks!?!” “so cute and boring” “YOU BLEACHED YOUR HAIR?” “awww you look so cute here” “most likely to play for the NHL wow” “who are these girls signing with hearts?! are you cheating on me?” “what’s that” “so many trophys mr superstar” “wearing a jersey for halloween is so boring” “can i have this picture” “you still have all your jerseys?” “who are those children” “PROM PICTURES” “aw all your ottawa friends” “what’re those?” “why are you wearing goalie gear” “you look so cute” “you read books that aren’t about hockey?” “where is the poster of me?” “you had to play with number 42?” “what is timbits hockey” “of course you were 10 year old captain” “what’s that” “hockey bedsheets im not surprised” “is that a puck shaped pillow” “wow hollander you are obsessed with hockey”

[tinylilhollander]

If Ilya does ever figure out that Shane's autistic it'll be through something so stupid. Like he's scrolling through TikTok one night because he can't sleep and he comes across this video that's like 'Dear autism community: rate this spoon'. And there's this whole reveal where they unwrap it from a cloth so he's expecting the fanciest spoon he's ever seen and then they reveal it and he's so disappointed to find it's just... a normal fucking spoon.

He thinks this must be a joke so he goes to the comments, and sure enough it's absolutely full of people who not only seem to think this spoon is worthy of rating in the first place, but who seem to have very strong opinions on what makes it a good or bad spoon. To Ilya a spoon is a spoon is a spoon. It's absolutely baffling to him that people seem to think the handle looks like it's not weighty enough, or that the shape of the bowl is wrong, or that it's too flat or too square. He opens the playlist of cutlery rating videos because surely this can't be the norm, and sure enough every single one has a comment section full of very strong opinions about how good or bad this normal fucking fork or knife is.

And then a memory returns to him, as he looks over at his peacefully sleeping husband, of Shane moving in and having to get rid of all his cutlery to replace it with his.

"Sorry, I know it's stupid, but yours are really bad to hold, baby. It's literally all I can think about every time I eat here."

And Ilya didn't mind at the time. So Shane likes his own cutlery better? That's a small compromise when Ilya doesn't have strong feelings about silverware in the first place. But now things are beginning to click, and he's beginning to draw a line between the opinionated spoon people and the day he had to drive his cutlery to the nearest goodwill.

Ilya spends the rest of the night reading about autism and suddenly there's so much more that's beginning to make sense. He doesn't know how he'll bring it up with Shane – if he'll ever bring it up with Shane – but for how it's good to know.

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams' book recs:

[lyndellebelle]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH BABY AND I NEED MY HEXPOLY

The lack of HexPoly in the world is frankly terrible. I WANT MY POLY GOTH LESBIANS PLEASE

[deletiaclementine]

David and Ilya’s relationship is so precious to me. Finally David has an ally when Shane and Yuna start plotting world domination (riling each other up, two bitches who keep telling each other EXACTLYYY) like he’s been in this alone for almost three decades and now he has someone to raise his eyebrows and slightly shake his head at

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

On my hands and knees begging people to tag the use of ai if they’re gonna use it for their fics.

I’m obviously we can’t talk you out of it, (since we tried and you did it anyway) but PLEASE let us choose not to read it. Don’t turn your comments off like a coward when someone calls you out on the missing tag.

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[hudkarma]

📸 Jake Rosenberg

[kaaaaaaarf]

the look on his face when he realized he won...I cry.

[actuallysara]

can't believe we almost lost this generational face card to the old spaghetti factory