Is This How You Internet?

Hello there, friend. Montana here. I post a lot of different things, so if you like it great, if not that's okay too. Also, I tell people Bill Murray is my best friend.

[metalcrows]

Love Garak so much because he's out here killing 60 political leaders a month while also keeping up his gay situation ship with the local twink while ALSO coming up with as many elaborate lies as he can WHILE ALSO runing a clothing shop on a station full of people who hate him, and hes still making sure to serve cunt. My hero ❤️

[thememedaddy]

[american-auror-story]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[roaldamundsen]

give it up for bread with soup

[heroofshield]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[silvysartfulness]

[disgustinggf]

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[wilwheaton]

[xistnt]

babe what's wrong you've hardly hornyposted on main this morning

[xistnt]

no why are people reblogging this it was never meant to see the light of day

[casperscareschool]

[neilcromancer]

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

[potholefullofsoup]

i’m joining the war on diseases on the side of the diseases

[gummywormy]

I told someone I study veterinary microbiology and he just goes “so like…. you care for really small animals….”

[piencefiction]

Y’all I majorly need a sugar daddy. I need someone to pay my bills so I can have enough money to survive 😭

[adampvrrish]

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

[eternal-fractal]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

[eternal-fractal]

I helped!

[callmebliss]

[call-me-ishmael-maybe]

Gay pirates got me like

[joeal-kaysani]

insp.

[nucleartourist]

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

[dovesndecay]

my brother in space, you played him that way