Pigeon-Teeth

I dodged the draft by joining the opera and now I’m here

[pigeon-teeth]

I got a straight friend who’s being haunted by Chappell Roan and I’m just saying I think there are signs

[cupiecakk]

gona give myself a dental fetish so i can look forward to this dentist appointment

[pigeon-teeth]

I don’t like how seductive the guys voice is on the Password gameshow

[pigeon-teeth]

I, too, would be a good boy for the Arbiter

[pigeon-teeth]

For girl dinner tonight: ice cream and three bags of fruit snacks

[pigeon-teeth]

Scoliosis is a lie made up by the government to sell more spines

[i-dont-really-know-offical]

[pigeon-teeth]

I want to snap your spine back into place so bad

[pigeon-teeth]

As a kid I thought the phantom of the opera had the same costume as the murderer from Scream bc I didn’t know anything about either

[pigeon-teeth]

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” okay?? Well I’m where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always said I would and yet I feel I haven’t won at all??

[pigeon-teeth]

Scoliosis is a lie made up by the government to sell more spines

[pigeon-teeth]

Freddie Trumper has an amazing gift for telling who is and who isn’t working for the CIA and the only thing holding him back is the fact that everyone knows he’s psychotic

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[everythingisliminal]

🤞👀 my gender is I Promise.

Well that’s wholesome.

[llyfrenfys]

🔫🎣 Fish fear me?

[wales-offical]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐑

Ddraig

[oopsidroppedmyusername]

😛👍

my gender is silly, i guess

[avhira]

✨🍄 yeah that’s about right

[mildly-cold-grape]

🏳️‍🌈🙃 my gender is…

Ok I don’t actually know what this is, help?

[to-cut]

💥🧑‍🎤

Pyromaniac rock star???? Drag queen???

Honestly I dig it

@the-queen-of-geese @boilsyouroil @idiotobsessedwithcats

[the-queen-of-geese]

💀👄

…

Ok you know what

Fair

Also @mildly-cold-grape your gender is GAY

@aceofpots @ririwithrice

[king-of-oreo]

😭🎶

my gender is violin player

[nyctous-knight]

💔😭 My gender is a heartbroken teenager

[snipemeout]

😏🦅 my gender is sexy patriotism

[can-tab-eater-offical]

😅🤘My gender is an accurate concert experience

[geophreyrnd]

👌🙏 what… my gender is… okay prayer? @can-tab-eater-offical can you please interpret?

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Uhh your gender is “Please chill out”

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

🛸💔

What. What the fuck is my gender

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Subterranean homesick alien

[anonymousmei]

🙏❤️ …

GET OUT

[bammythechaotic]

🏎️🚘

sooo im just car now

[anonymousmei]

driving in my car right after a beer

[bammythechaotic]

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[cherrybombanon]

🍒💣

Uhhh idk what this means

But it checks out

Edit I missunderstood

💣😂 this is the real one

[maybelles-colony]

🔥💔

MY GENDER IS A FUCKING BURNING HEART!?

[rottenyaiizeez]

@chaimydrink @the-luckiest-gamer

🫡🖕

makes sense ig

[chaimydrink]

😢™️

Lmao???

[goldenbunny30]

✅️😊

So my gender is yes smiley face… Got it

@harbinger-of-silly @a-very-humanyes @rice-w0lf @bubble-official @ovloppy @themicroweman

[harbinger-of-silly]

You’re getting a good grade in gender!

😭🧬… Yeah I do make my genes cry thank you

Open tags IDK who to tag

[lostangelofthestars]

☝️👁️ my gender is poking eyeballs. or eldritch horror maybe? OO CYCLOPS

@echothescuglat @heartlessdreams18 @rain-critters @mothful-existence + open tags

[rain-critters]

(odysseus voice) HEY CYCLOPS

🌻💥 honestly that’s a banger gender

open tags im tiredd

[one-pointed-star]

🍠👍 seewt patoto

@darkotorclash @saint-the-slugcat @oliveleaves + open (like previous I don’t remember who to tag)

[oliveleaves]

🍠😊 sweetpotato but pleased with itself (for causing this much confusion)

open tags!!!

[saph-the-queer]

☝️🎶 im about to be really annoying about music

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

🐟🤔 fish-curious

[twasagirlonce]

💔🏳️‍⚧️

Ok what changed

[texaschef-offical]

❤️‍🔥💘

Am I a hunk of burning love? What?!?!

[wsgtwin]

❤️‍🩹❓️

questioning healing??????? highkey depressing but ig thats accurate

[sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical]

🫩🫂

HAHHAA MY GENDER IS HURT x COMFORT

[blujellyfish21]

🤦‍♀️‼️

my gender is a warning. And annoying apparently. Yeah.

[pigeon-teeth]

😭🤣

My gender is comedy and tragedy masks. Makes sense

[inevitablestars]

can't believe that the turning around story ended with him turning around again i'm so upset

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

[pigeon-teeth]

Chess the musical probably makes a lot more sense when you actually know how to play chess

[pigeon-teeth]

Throwback to when I didn’t want to work on my English essay for Julius Caesar so I spent an entire class period writing gay fanfic about Antony and Cassius

[the-big-mood]

[pigeon-teeth]

Thinking the therapist actually cares be feeling like the guys who think the stripper actually likes them

[pigeon-teeth]

Changed my mind. Therapist called me “wise” and “creative” today and I’m still riding that high