Pigman Dude

Hi my name is pigman dude, I write things sometimes, check out my Ao3:

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End of normal route, final boss fight, it seems like all is lost and then noelle goes “why don’t we do something crazy.”

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Imagine holiday house dark world and the main antagonist is dess’s guitar out to avenge her old owner. Maybe it’s like fully on the side of the knight, and serves as like this super intimidating end game antagonist that’s truly out to get you.

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Modern fantasy orc getting upset that people keep using “imperial orc vernacular common”

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Headcannon: chara is just a random human child in deltarune and has literally nothing to do with the plot.

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Love the Christmas theming in your house mrs holiday. my wife she loves Christmas, spends weeks preparing for it i have to prepare my budget just to make up. Though it doesn’t seem like your uh eldest daughter shares that sentiment.

Oh that’s my bad mrs holiday, sorry for intruding on something i shouldn’t have, i’ll get out of your hair now, oh uh one more thing… i was looking around in your house yesterday and found this note in her guitar. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this shelter south of town would you? *Colombo riff*

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The best thing that came out of his life and subsequent death was the banger movie named the same thing

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Happy soviet dissolution day. Rip bozo you will not be missed

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My cat has mommy issues.

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Holy shit. Asaad is deposed… just like that. After 13 years, it all came crashing down in 10. days.

Let us hope that Abu al-Julani does better.

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Arcane season 2 act 3 spoilers ahead, you have been warned. Also tw: discussion of sewerslide

Jinxes sacrifice really pissed me off. I personally thought it was kinda insensitive to have a suicidal person that tries to kill themselves 3+ times on screen sacrifice themselves. Like it’s still suicide, no matter how heroic it was. I know that she probably isn’t actually dead, but it was just so pointless. No one had to die there, yet just to make the viewers shocked for a little bit. It just seems insensitive for the serious and traumatic event that is suicide.

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the cartographer of the fantasy villain having to make another map of goodlandia because the villain stabbed it with a knife for the 8th time

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You know what im changing my nationality for the next 4 years, i am no longer American, i am Californian.

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Europe better step their shit up because america is gonna be essentially out of action for 4 years. Please for the love of god actually fund your militaries for once this isn’t a joke.

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I hit a jill SStein voter with my car while leaving the polls and i don’t feel bad about it

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Being intelligent and being out of your depth are too entirely different things, you can be both at the same time. It’s ok to step back and say “ok im clearly not ready for this” and still be smart.

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I think some men need to realize that women also feel lonely, women also yearn for someone to love, and women also have warped perceptions of what they think the opposite gender is due to the internet.

Just letting you know so the next time there is a single woman who you want to talk to (and your in an environment that is ment to build connections aka: social events) go ahead, she is probably as lonely as you are.

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many such cases

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Can i get the og version