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Goose (she/they crea/ture) 33. If you're looking for an organised, themed blog... you're in the wrong place. This is honestly just a mess of fandoms, humorous text posts, and generally the same shit every other person on this damn site reblogs. Enjoy.

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[nyangibun]

Hudson on Instagram: #GoldandSteel is engineered excellence. Superb @bvlgari. Absolutely superb . #BvlgariPartner

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[zeelatunes]

pov: you're a tumblr user reading a post

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[animentality]

[hudsoncallme]

I hope he continues to be confused and vaguely pissy forever

[dear-ao3]

[thisfeebleheart]

You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know. Well, that secret, you don't have to keep.

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | If I Died (2021)

I love you. Is that an "I love you" because you think I'm gonna die? No. But if you keep on asking stupid questions, I'm gonna kill you.

[codecicle-archive]

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

[codecicle-archive]

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

[codecicle-archive]

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

[codecicle-archive]

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie out in NYC | May 5, 2026

[locker-room-rivals]

Don’t make Hudson point to the sign.

[finelytaylored]

oh my godddd the hair and the makeup and the way his jewelry and the outfit fucking ✨sparkles✨

[smacksmash]