there's a moon in the sky (called the moon)

a low down cheap little punk

[stpsychedelia]

handmade platforms from england.

[thequantumqueer]

Concept:

The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight

[thequantumqueer]

McBeth

[thequantumqueer]

so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie

[nerd-is-my-noun]

Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.

[thequantumqueer]

H O L Y    S H I T

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about this post is folks in the notes going “no, that’s wrong, it was Richard Armitage as Macduff, not Christopher Walken”, then slowly coming to the horrified realisation that there’s actually more than one early 2000s Shakespeare adaptation with this basic premise.

(The one with Walken is 2001′s Scotland, PA, while the one with Armitage is episode two of 2005′s ShakespeaRe-Told, for the curious.)

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[archiecomics]

That’s not half.

[jelloapocalypse]

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

[tentacleteapot]

“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

[ohloverlydarling]

joanne woodward & paul newman dancing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[locpix-blog]

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[demonius-darkblade]

ape babies: hey whats up I can climb around and do whatever the fuck i want basically from birth

human baby: uhhhhhhhhhhh guess ill be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year

[hank0331]

Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.

[woodlandenjoyer]

big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches

[sarahconnorjr]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[sunjongpyo]

ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE

[weavemama]

wow how about that

[cinema-shots]

Marie Antoinette (2006)

[kuutamosonaatti]

The Sting (1973) | costume design by Edith Head

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.