Shit,I forgot my tea

Jordan | 32 | Florida | Short | I also go by Hawk, or Pine Lots of shit I like to post. Occasional NSFW. also on twitter as birbberry

[pine-berries]

Alright, so with the new Batman webtoon series, I'm gonna need a chapter where Tim gets ready to go on a date (Bernard or Kon) and the batfam is nosy AF about it

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[kosmogrl]

[stjohnstarling]

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

[stjohnstarling]

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.

[kaylmao]

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

[kaylmao]

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexanderwales]

I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.

[sileana]

I’ve spoken before in ardent defense of watching cooking shows with kids.

This is another great example.

The kid didn’t say ‘I hate it’ or ‘ugh’ or, like, just eat a few bites and say they were done. The kid engaged with the food and the ingredients and made an evaluation of the dish. It wasn’t complimentary, but it was informative and constructive.

[myfootyrthroat]

Watching cooking shows with kids is also a good way to get them excited about new ingredients.

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[boopsbucket]

[cait-lame]

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

[disasterlarper]

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

[jetblkhotelmirror]

calling it now, within the year well have a fall out boy single titled "the pope is from chicago but i only kneel for you" or some shit

[slugbo]

i dont know abt this one

[slugbo]

bad news everyone i’m going back to the store for these tomorrow

[slugbo]

got the cherry lemon flavor. very strange texture. less gummy and more, like, very soft organic fruit chew texture. unpleasant in frozen form. as you can see it’s bendable but it doesn’t return completely to its erect self, and it doesnt bounce back, it just kind of slowly drifts. tastes like your average artificial cherry and lemon. tart, almost cloyingly sweet. comes in a ten pack for 5.99. not deepthroatable, really. pretty gross. 8/10 will eat the rest

[slugbo]

[nerdreamer]

[pine-berries]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jfc I've been that long?

Also I'm on twitter and bluesky

@birbberry on both of them ✌️💙

[daily-spooky]

[theconcealedweapon]