Unintentionally Confused

Hey i'm pine and I’m 30 🐛

[konoko]

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

tumblr is also the funniest possible demographic for this to become a common phrase. least likely group of people to have ever stepped foot in a club

[lizardsfromspace]

What do you mean Tubi dropped a whole line of pride merch. What do you mean they're giving it away and it's all sold out already. What do you mean it looks like this

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[oneheadtoanother]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[jewishtransdyke]

Did he make fake walnuts out of real walnuts, or did I just misinterpret what I was seeing?

[jewishpangolin]

Yeah, he did.

That's nuts.

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[tockthewatchdog]

[rumismira]

What do you mean this isn’t canon? (12/?)