Hoseph

Joey | 21 | Super duper gay Marriages end; first-wives last forever.

[the-official-princess-club]

The Princess Club

Episode 146

[winemom-culture]

[winemom-culture]

I’m so relieved to find out this is still as funny today as it was at 3am immediately before I passed out

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

also found the funniest paragraph in Toni Colette’s wikipedia page the other night

[dopamine]

She may not have an appendix but she does have the range!!!

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[fieldtomatoes]

happy fall

[especially]

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[siriuslyilluminaeted-deactivate]

[lakidaa]

that’s suave as shit. 

[wild-grantaire]

Wow

[coelasquid]

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

[junkmixart]

i love sports

[theroguefeminist]

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

[violadvis]

American Horror Story | 1x11

[sons-of-mrgreengenes]

[anterieur]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hellbabyfromhell]

me gleefully choosing alarm sounds that will startle and upset me for the next morning at 4:45 am

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[00jinx]

😂😂😂

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[damnalreadytakenurl]

[gorps]

happy easter from the united states :)

[durendoll]

what is going on in America

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

I…? No???? Is this a regular occurrence???

[toopunktofuck]

Bitch Ive never even seen this shit in new jersey don’t lump us in w your HELL IS REAL billboard ass states

[obamasnow]

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

[obamasnow]

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me