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@pink-doughnuts
I was "born" with eight extra teeth so when I was 15 I got them pulled and now I have them in a bag nailed to my bedroom door
Why is “born” in quotation marks? Were you brought into this world elsewise? Why did you nail them to your door? Is it a kind of symbol? A warning? A… fetish? Everything about this ask is extremely upsetting. Thanks so much.
what’s the mood for tuesday
Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far
y’all…“storm area 51, they can’t stop all of us” was only 8 months ago. that’s no time at all. i really thought it was like 2 years ago. like if a child was conceived on the day they “stormed area 51,” it probably wouldn’t even be born yet. these past five years have been the longest century of my life.
This man is the real MVP.
The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!
King shit
This is actually insanely useful tho
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This is like a cards against humanity
This is like a cards against humanity
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
hey god
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
A big mood
I missed this video
Keeyum.
@huffpc
Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER
WHERE IS HER OSCAR
She is right and she should be allowed to say it
what's your type?
type of what
oh red
me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
“A beautiful feeling, when someone tells you “I wish I knew you earlier”.”
— (via nizariat)
why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
